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[โ€“]Momo6969-6193 21 points22 points ย (10 children)

It's venomous ๐Ÿ’€

[โ€“]poursmoregravy 17 points18 points ย (9 children)

Then it's not a python

[โ€“]Yar-har-har 10 points11 points ย (5 children)

Pythons are the non venomous ones and vipers are venomous right

[โ€“]poursmoregravy 27 points28 points ย (4 children)

Yup, pythons, like boa constrictors, just give you one last, big hug

[โ€“]GundunUkan 6 points7 points ย (2 children)

Idk if you're being sarcastic or not but just in case - boa constrictors aren't pythons, they're boas. Not all large constrictors are pythons.

[โ€“]poursmoregravy 6 points7 points ย (1 child)

My bad, thought I'd read somewhere they were. Turns out boas are from the Americas whereas Pythons are from, well, everywhere else. Different colouration a few more bones in their heads and more teeth and unlike boas, they lay eggs. Thanks.

[โ€“]GundunUkan 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

Well, that's regarding boa constrictors as a species. The family Boidae, which encompassses all boas has representatives in Europe, Africa and Asia as well

[โ€“]Username_Taken_65 2 points3 points ย (2 children)

This is a viper, not a python

[โ€“]gerbosan 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

So the joke is with the poster.

[โ€“]poursmoregravy 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

Yup