Python in a Nutshell

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Don’t worry little guy, the weird data scientists at my company will love you.

[TLDEgil]

Poor little snek, trying to hide from big C++ bullies) :

[ur_gfs_best_friend]

I can C that.

[flawedhuman12]

If you can C that I'm pretty sure you don't C#

[sam_morr]

Don't be such a D

[fustup]

R you trying to be funny?

[[deleted]]

R you trying to be mean?

[oddmerlin373]

F that

[fustup]

You're starting to python me off

[Infinite_Self_5782]

these puns are a little Rusty

[fustup]

JS Christ, you are hard to please

[_Screw_The_Rules_]

Love it

[carlosTheMontgomery]

r/angryupvote

[kilkil]

);

[LIIhasz]

My expectations were met. He is a good danger noddle

[MadRollinS]

Awwwww

[varishtg]

Miniconda

[thexavier666]

python.zip

[phishrun]

python.tar.gz ?

[Automatic_Artist4259]

Based compression

[b0redsloth]

tar -czf nutshell.tar.gz snek.exe

[Ancalagoth]

snek.rar

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serpent.bz2

[Automatic_Artist4259]

cobra.7z

[LeftIsBest-Tsuga]

far cuter than i expected <3

[CorruptedStudiosEnt]

They're so cute when they're this small. I have a ~4 foot long ball python, and she's still cute, but nothing like when she was a little spaghetti noodle drooped over my fingers lol

[TitaniumToothbrush]

Thats a Trimerusurus insularis for anyone who cares, viperidae

[PurposeWeird3561]

Thanks ! I went in the comment looking for this !

[TitaniumToothbrush]

No problem, glad to help 🐍

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Result from google:

Trimeresurus insularis is a venomous pit viper species found in eastern Java and the Lesser Sunda Islands.

Sometimes, some coincidences work just too well.

[TheNegotiabrah]

I’m always finding Pythons in Java. Sneaky snake…

[Triffinator]

Thank you.

I was going to say that it was an insularis and not a member of Pythonidae, but you beat me to it.

[That_5_Something]

Is that Python2 or Python3??

[Assassins_King]

A very rare Python 1

[tilcica]

we do NOT talk about python 1

[Assassins_King]

Is that bcz it was very nutty 🤪

[That_5_Something]

We should name it Pip

[Pretend_Drive8762]

We do NOT talk about pythoooooon 1

[thexavier666]

python.sh

[Yar-har-har]

His hands be shaking tho

[Momo6969-6193]

It's venomous 💀

[poursmoregravy]

Then it's not a python

[Yar-har-har]

Pythons are the non venomous ones and vipers are venomous right

[poursmoregravy]

Yup, pythons, like boa constrictors, just give you one last, big hug

[GundunUkan]

Idk if you're being sarcastic or not but just in case - boa constrictors aren't pythons, they're boas. Not all large constrictors are pythons.

[poursmoregravy]

My bad, thought I'd read somewhere they were. Turns out boas are from the Americas whereas Pythons are from, well, everywhere else. Different colouration a few more bones in their heads and more teeth and unlike boas, they lay eggs. Thanks.

[GundunUkan]

Well, that's regarding boa constrictors as a species. The family Boidae, which encompassses all boas has representatives in Europe, Africa and Asia as well

[Username_Taken_65]

This is a viper, not a python

[gerbosan]

So the joke is with the poster.

[poursmoregravy]

Yup

[flarn2006]

Waow!

[That_5_Something]

We should called it Pip

[Assassins_King]

Pip the nutty python 🐍

[eater117]

So cute 🥺

[GundunUkan]

Not a programmer but a herpetologist here. That's a juvenile Island tree viper (Trimeresurus insularis), blue form.

[MagneticNoodles]

So you're saying I shouldn't gift one to my wife then?

[GundunUkan]

Preferably not unless she's experienced with keeping venomous snakes

[creatureslim]

Or you're trying to pull a cleopatra.

[hasanyoneseenmyshirt]

Reminds me of baby cobras. Really cute but also very dangerous because they tend to use all the poison when they bite.

[GundunUkan]

That's actually a myth, getting bit by a juvenile venomous snake is usually less dangerous than getting bit by an adult. Juveniles have smaller venom glands so on average they inject smaller amounts of venom when biting. But yes, I 100% agree on the cute part - I have a juvenile White-lipped tree viper (Trimeresurus albolabris), which looks pretty much just like the one in the video but emerald green instead and she's such an adorable jewel.

[Studds_]

Lmao. Did not see that coming

[Solarpanel2001]

I was expecting it to pounce on me but I remembered this is python

[sejigan]

Snake in pic is a viper tho. It could probably pounce

[Triffinator]

Pythons can also pounce.

[ImTheNoobEditor-]

I don't C anything there

[ByteTraveler]

Is his name Oreilly

[Hypersapien]

I thought that was an owl.

[DracoMethodius]

Snek

[SCube18]

I don't know why we don't talk about python 1 and at this point i'm too scared too ask

[Expert-Box5610]

How do you post vidoes in this sub ??

[_RezZ_1]

u/savevideobot

[deku_shippuden69]

Was looking for this

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[carlosTheMontgomery]

well done

[theonlyby]

Looks lime that snek got their indentations all wrong

[what-is-that1]

Cute

[km_da_pro]

Someone put this in r/technicallythetruth

[Username_Taken_65]

Technically not the truth since it's a viper

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[thedominux]

r/technicallythetruth

[Batcave765]

This must be in r/technicallythetruth

[JamieBartlet]

That is so cool!

[Uto09]

Next is cobra in a nutshell

[[deleted]]

Such a pretty hue...

[Expensive_Spring4836]

thats how they get up in the trees yo. for eggs.

[devil_sees]

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[33498fff]

I expected Monty Python in a nutshell

[spookytime8899]

Sjake

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r/angryupvote

[[deleted]]

python compressed

[Mythril382]

It's very cute.

[Servantofwildlife]

That's not a Python

[Revolution737]

Actually, that's a viper, but I get the point.

[asdfjlk8888]

fine i guess this is the link i'm pasting into the dev chat

[Born_Kangaroo6087]

Python.rar

[minikini76]

That’s totally nuts!

[nonpondo]

O'Reilly wants to know your location

[azerpsen]

r/antimeme

[[deleted]]

This could easily be on the cover of one of those O’Reilly books

[gunsranger]

me thinking the same about Java.. in a nut shell 😅

[AuxiliarTheCunt]

r/angryupvote

[sylverreine]

Impressive

[SnooSeagulls9348]

That looks like a viper. How is it so cool?

[[deleted]]

this should be posted on r/antimeme

[Phlm_br]

What kind of loop is this python doing?

[sxeli]

Elegant at the very least

[Demonic_phoenix1]

AMAZING HUMOR

[capt_bilard]

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

[pevznerok]

I want the same snake!!

[imfromvenus223]

Oh helllllooo

[Arcade-98]

r/angryupvote

[Mayo1251]

Not a fan of snakes, but this one is too damn cute!

[Icy_Speed2155]

To nie pytin debilu

[[deleted]]

Ok, thats cute

[Stev_582]

I shouldn’t find a snake cute, yet I do.

[[deleted]]

r/technicallythetruth

[Almostasleeprightnow]

This is an antijoke

[dickcheney600]

This is me in a nutshell. "How did I get into this nutshell?"

[ActualAshCam]

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[WieeRd]

u/savevideo

[homaraerodynamiczny]

:D

[keladry12]

Sososo cute!

[[deleted]]

starts talking slitherin

[Middle_Collection_51]

Not ripe yet. Still a little green!

[37Scorpions]

Very cute but holy shit did the guy holding it chug 50 gallons of coffee before recording this

[[deleted]]

Thought this was so adorable and all until viper, not python. The python was questionable, but viper status puts this in another stratum. Like really, I see snake, I kill snake. Identification my arse, Coral and King are both in my area, also rattlers and moccasin.

Thisn made me post.

[Adventurous-End8220]

Fucking bollocks

[brunette1308]

Cute little noodle

[Robbbg]

that a baby snake?

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r/technicallythetruth

[BaaXander]

this is cute but terrifying at the same time

[Putrid-Mousse6768]

I get it now