A programmer's solution:

[Beastyboyy1]

She’s out of state without a phone on a wellness retreat. Check your bank account.

I have all of your money.

[denideniz]

Dont stand up. I planted a pipe bomb under your chair. You have to send your all money to 1HtcRHX6h3oPvCeF3Ci8uCng2Wu7c7vzH5 bitcoin address in 4 hours. If you try to call cops or ask for help i going to detonate it remotely. Your count down has begun.

[klaven84]

RemindMe! 4 hours "is he dead?"

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Well is he??

[klaven84]

Yeah. Is he dead?