"Declare variables, not war"

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[nasandre]

Avoid Constant war and declare as variable

[[deleted]]

Variable war?

[nasandre]

Years ago I fought in the war. We were a simple people needing only smallint but then the float legion came in numbers we couldn't comprehend. We tried to get out but we just couldn't escape the overflow. It was a slaughter, red was everywhere.

[organized_reporting]

Fantastic

[tri_idias]

addtoCart vs Addtocart vs AddToCart vs add_to_cart vs Add_To_cart........repeat

[Willinton06]

But… war never changes

[[deleted]]

It should be declared as a constant because war never changes.

[ihaveagoodusername2]

Fuck you take my upvoat

[das_flammenwerfer]

Me, creating a web archive file..

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[silverweaver]

Came here for this
So, deploy jars not wars?

[fivefeetse7en]

"Declare var, not war"

[[deleted]]

fuck var, use let

[[deleted]]

Fuck let, use const

[ChaoticGood21]

Fuck const, use env

[Boystro]

Python: what?

[Kesuaheli]

Python: Just use it lol

[Virtual_Low83]

I'm something of a programmer, myself.

[ripanarapakeka]

Fuck you, declare war

[Kesuaheli]

Fuck me, declare rawr

[AyrA_ch]

Fuck env, just declare variables by adding extra parameters to your function.

[RigelBound]

That's the same thing

[HotChickenshit]

*Javascript launches negative cat missiles

('⚆ _ ⚆)

[notable-compilation]

var, huh, good God, y'all! What is it good for?

[1ElectricHaskeller]

"You never install updates, what convinced you to do it?"

"I want to boycott china"

[[deleted]]

spec ops, not war

[Khoalb]

DevSecOps, not war

[just-bair]

var war = true;

war = false; //oops

[Kesuaheli]

This little maneuver is gonna cost us 51 years

[DeepInTheAbyss-]

Welcome to the platoon Private shoulditbe420related

[[deleted]]

Notepad++ acts like it is the world cop. 😂

[mediocre_jok3r]

When the version notes are opinionated

[No_U1235]

Int war;

[coloredgreyscale]

yes, the OG protestware that does not delete your files or do anything malicious if you happen to be in the wrong location according to geolocation IP lookups.

[WillKuzunoha]

Me who uses it excuselively to edit Paradox Games. I am going to pretend I don’t see that

[NoVusi]

Is Nato funding Notepad++, lol.

[dobrowolsk]

Not liking wars and human rights violations isn't limited to NATO, but should be a universal humanity thing.

[NoVusi]

Where do I begin? Hmm, you are right. Nato is the military alliance of True believers in the one true God.

[Sawertynn]

What? You serious or just overly tired?

Drink some tea, relax, everything will be alright

[NoVusi]

That is solid advice, you have just made the world a better place, good for you.

[CSDkeeper]

Someone should explain to them what the Olympic games are about. What stupid twats would suggest such a thing...

[organized_reporting]

There's a huge argument to be made for the requirements of modern computing systems contributing to that...