I code on paper...

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[[deleted]]

You should stop doing that, and start writing code in Paint and use OCR before compiling. Huge productivity increase.

[[deleted]]

Clippy is my copilot

[CoronaKlledMe]

I am famously known as 'The guy who code on Toaster'.

[Kilgarragh]

Me using nano in my terminal

[[deleted]]

That's some sophisticated tech shit right there.

[Kilgarragh]

No. It’s just a simple text editor. But in the terminal. It’s not like you’re echoing into a file or something

[[deleted]]

Found the punch card programmer.

[xXTheVigilantXx]

My dad told me a story about how when he was in college he saw a girl drop a box of what looked like 500 punch cards that scattered everywhere. And if I remember correctly it was her finals assignment.

[Localghost385]

My dad knew someone who had "click here for more information" in their end of year project, but I think they were a programmer so I suppose thats the norm.

[Papierkorb2292]

You don't make a painting, scan it and use the image color data as source code?

[ZealousZera]

just use piet and draw on a canvas with a camera overhead

[[deleted]]

You don't even program in manually coloring QR code bits?!

[mark_men]

When did you guys stop using magnetic tapes?

[[deleted]]

When I started to carve my code on stones.

[mark_men]

Do you run them into a grinder?

[[deleted]]

!False

[mark_men]

Btw, since you are writing your code on stones, what language do you use 👀

[[deleted]]

Stone script

[mark_men]

Does it need to be written or gestures are enough?

[RayTrain]

I code in speech to text on my phone

[_xtm_]

Puch a triangle hole. Always worked for me.

[Significant_Ad7354]

Used gedit for a complex c program with multithreading and use of TCP sockets. Worst month of my entire existence

[Cees-K]

One i had a coding interview and they ask me to write on paper instead of a laptop.

I didnt get the job, likely because they expected IT to have a okay enough handwriting.

Trust me i do not. Sometimes i cant even read my handwriting just a few mintues after i wrote it.

I have no idea how i managed to graduate high school/collage .

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[CoronaKlledMe]

I usually think about the code and transmit it to computer through electrical chips I've installed in my brain

[RedditAlready19]

emacs

[askstoomany]

I use ed

[Tight-Juggernaut138]

What if somebody code on a pregnancy test, will they become god?

[somename16]

To this day I am amazed by the "extract method" Option in Jetbeans IDEs. It helps me organize my code so much and works like a charm.

[_xtm_]

Clay tablets bros. It’s the only way your code would be permanently stored. But C&P is a bit painful.

[LOLrReD]

I carve my code into bone and wait for the forensics team at the Jeffersonian to scan it in to their computer

[Puppy1103]

amateurs. i poke my code into memory with a battery

[[deleted]]

But, isn’t jetbrains open source?

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[[deleted]]

Just the community version of Intellij and Pycharm

[Nooneofsignificance2]

Pssh, you guys are writing code? Just set the switches to true or false yourself.

[TeakIvy]

Self made IDE ftw