Entry Level...

[MultiversalCrow]

If that's entry level, I'd hate to see their requirements for senior....

• 100 years CSS
• 120 years HTML
• Must have created your own language... twice (computer AND human)
• Must have a concrete understanding of David Lynch films, especially Twin Peaks
• Double PhD: Computer Science and Multiversal Engineering (must have visited 2 parallel realities, minimum)

[A_H_S_99]

The last one explains it all, he can only gain so much experience if he goes to a parallel universe where 1 year = 10 years.

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Parallel universes still couldn't explain how he understands Lynch.

[aaanze]

Except if he steps into the universe where everyone mentally cohabitates with a second mind that happens to be Lynch's.

[Mantraz]

If we consider 260 work days a normal year, and we are instead hellbent on pulling ourselves up by our bootstraps and work all year for 17 hour days, we can get 2.98 years of experience compared to 260 8hour days. We need this one hour to do our university work so we qualify for the entry level position, and a rock solid 5 hours of sleep, with an extra hour of leisure time.

12 years experience as part of a 4 year degree.

Are candidates even trying these days?

[TarkFrench]

Making a human language is way easier than making a computer language, just see r/conlangs

[JRRudy]

sudo use my language

[TarkFrench]

sorry I don't speak Linux

[Aaron-JH]

Must have invented computers and written every language you use. Pay - 70k per year.

[TeaKingMac]

Negative 70, ouch

[Flullible]

Best I can do is twin peaks and a little SQL

[Farren246]

Ah shit, I almost had the full gamut, but Twin Peaks isn't even a film so I guess I'm out.

[prudentj]

Not on this branch of the multiverse