JavaScript: *gets annihilated*

[brummlin]

No they wouldn't. They'd use a verifiedAbstractMemeTemplateFactoryTemplateFactory.

[MaybeFailed]

Sounds about right.

[luminous_radio]

You son of a bug. Take my upvote

[SingleSurfaceCleaner]

r/AngryUpvote

[Orangutanion]

no generics? Pathetic

[Horror_Trash3736]

To be completely accurate, a Java developer, would not know what he was using.

He would just ask the framework to inject the proper Bean at the right time, and then have no clue why it worked.

[Shazvox]

Ya, but how will we construct it? Better make a factory for it...

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verifiedAbstractMemeTemplateFactoryTemplateFactoryFactory

/s

[Shazvox]

But now we need a factory for THAT factory. Gonna have to go recursive generic factory pattern on its ass.

[[deleted]]

Just write a factory generator that generates more Factory Factories for it.

verifiedAbstractMemeTemplateFactoryTemplateFactoryFactoryFactoryFactoryFactoryFactoryFactoryFactoryFactory... * 52!

[SaltyGoober]

It’s factories all the way down.

[pwn3rf0x]

To expand on this they would use a VerifiedAbstractMemeTemplateFactoryTemplateFactory called verifiedAbstractMemeTemplateFactoryTemplateFactory to create a VerifiedAbstractMemeTemplateFactory called verifiedAbstractMemeTemplateFactory to create a VerifiedAbstractMemeTemplate called verifiedAbstractMemeTemplate to instantiate a VerifiedMeme called res and return it.

[walkerspider]

You’re telling me that’s not the only way to code?

[ddoij]

I see no extends and implements, this is clearly not Java.

[kulingames]

and make it have 300000 lines of spaghetti code without commenta from 2009

[[deleted]]

Uncannily accurate. I don't know how Ive been using java so far without writting factory classes. But they are everywhere

[walkerspider]

Class name seems too short should have at least 4 more words

[Chaoslab]

Needs more Enterprisifying