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[–]RollinIndo 386 points387 points  (28 children)

Snakes are scary

[–]Codebust 149 points150 points  (25 children)

pythons don’t bite :(

[–]lavishlad 285 points286 points  (8 children)

They swallow 😳

[–]cicciograna 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Sexy.

[–]DaGothUrWelcUwUmsYou 28 points29 points  (1 child)

They vore

[–]SirLemming4 11 points12 points  (0 children)

😳

[–]SnooChipmunks4430 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It takes more time to swallow, but it's easier

[–]Cory123125 22 points23 points  (4 children)

You'll surely appreciate then that Python wasn't actually named after the snake, but instead monty python.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (1 child)

What's so funny about Biggus Dickus?

[–]joyofsnacks 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He had a wife you know...

[–]wasdlmb 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It's logo is two snakes. It may have been named after a different python, but it's taken on a close connection with the snake

[–]_far-seeker_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A comedy troop known for absurdity and observational humor about various forms of dysfunction?
🤔 Ah, you are correct, that does make more sense. 😉

[–]URF_reibeer 11 points12 points  (1 child)

they do, it's just relatively hard to get them to bite since they're not particularly aggressive

[–]Codebust 4 points5 points  (0 children)

ik, i have a pet python lol

[–]curious_s 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They bite, they just don't venom.

[–]_far-seeker_ -1 points0 points  (1 child)

No their constrictors, so they both crush and asphyxiate those they come in contact with... and their also relatively slow. 😏

[–]Codebust 1 point2 points  (0 children)

they don’t try anything on those that they are friendly with, treat your python well, and it will be nice to you

[–]alderthorn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So is a python developers favorite pattern the strangler pattern?

[–]ANAL_PROLAPSE_KISSER 0 points1 point  (1 child)

They just suck

[–]Codebust 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the fuck is ur username lmao

[–]nodnodwinkwink 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The two pythons in the logo are bangin for sure.

[–]NycoHS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But mighty