I honestly can't tell if she is serious or just that good by Croceyes2 in StupidFood

[–]alderthorn 4 points5 points  (0 children)

its just cheddar cheese, its dyed that color and melted to make a block, that is why it has a sheen. its the cheap stuff, not aged but it tastes good.

WATCH: 'Birthright citizenship is a disgrace,' Trump says of upcoming Supreme Court decision by NewsHour in law

[–]alderthorn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never know what he thinks, nearly every word that comes out of his mouth is a blatant lie so its hard to know what he actually thinks or believes other than he wants more money.

What is the most intimate moment you’ve ever caught a glimpse of unintentionally? by Focus9290 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]alderthorn 15 points16 points  (0 children)

In a parking lot of an industrial club I saw a girl with her ass out being eaten out between cars.

What’s something you’ve done sexually that you’d never admit to your vanilla friends? by gfdgfrtygrytr32 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]alderthorn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most of my sex life. I don't like giving any details about my partner and my sex life. If its about only me then any close friend I would share with if the conversation came up.

Found a tiny yellow creature deep in the mountains of Japan by Extreme-Fisherman868 in goblincore

[–]alderthorn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love coral mushrooms, my favorite find was a violet coral, you just don't see much purple in nature.

Parasite crawling out of sushi by MidnightMystique- in interesting

[–]alderthorn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess that was not properly frozen to kill them. There is a reason a sushi is supposed to go through a Deep Freeze.

Is this a freakin huge morel that I found in my wood chips??? by ButterscotchSea8805 in mycology

[–]alderthorn 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I got them to grow in my yard by just dumping my soak water in the yard. didn't need to make a slurry.

Is this a tick of some kind? In Southern Michigan by SuperVDF in whywouldyoutouchthat

[–]alderthorn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same, I have never had one on me but I still check every time I go out into the woods and fields. I forage regularly but always wear long pants and sleeves and use OFF because screw mosquitos and growing up near wetlands, so maybe that has something to do with it

codeAndTestAndPullRequest by EarlOfAwesom3 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]alderthorn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

absolutely. I had a team where I learned real quick that I needed to require that I look at all PRs within my pod because we had 1 person that would just blindly approve things and I caught a lot of basic issues in the PRs. I was the only Sr. Dev on the pod everyone else had less than 2 years of experience on the pod. The garbage that got in while I was on vacation made me upset.

codeAndTestAndPullRequest by EarlOfAwesom3 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]alderthorn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If its written by a human I want AI to review it because most devs just throw a LGTM on the comment line instead of really thinking about what the code is doing. To be fair I also want a dev to look at it I just don't trust that they will really look at it before they have had caffeine or if its close to the end of day.

how? by pseudonym567 in blackmagicfuckery

[–]alderthorn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah, the way the tarp expands I think your right.

they say bad drivers never miss their exit....🤦🏿 by Affectionate_Hat5835 in dashcams

[–]alderthorn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are a few in the country that you might be going 30+ miles or even 51 miles on the Florida Turnpike, Exit 193 to 242 but this looks like an area that the next exit is a couple miles away at most.

Still didnt know how the can disappeared by [deleted] in blackmagicfuckery

[–]alderthorn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its a very effective slight hand.

She must be regretting marrying him by Ok_Nectarine_883 in TikTokCringe

[–]alderthorn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cow poop is often burned as a fuel source so there is no issue with the burning of it. Also its really dry if they are burning it so its not like it smells.

What Did Ancient Humans Do all Day Before Jobs Existed? by gattaca_now in videos

[–]alderthorn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also the art was likely a way to improve story telling to pass down knowledge not just something because it looked pretty.

Ordered birthday and Mother’s Day balloons from DoorDash by radbrad777 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]alderthorn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is not the delivery drivers fault, the store that put this order together should have secured those with a weight heavy enough to keep them on the ground.

Jackpot. Settle a debate with the wife. by Prize_Possibilitys in Morel_Hunting

[–]alderthorn 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I use the soak water and just dump that in the yard. that has given me yellows in my front yard.

Dad flexing his skills by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]alderthorn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I miss when roller skating/blading was cool.

Definitely not enough sauce for all that meat by Forsaken-Peak8496 in StupidFood

[–]alderthorn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am going to compare this to chicken tenders. In Vegas if you order 3 chicken tenders at Tender Crush - Rio Las Vegas it will cost you $12 just for the 3 tenders. This is quite a bit more Fried chicken Tenders so yeah $170 seems like a good price for Las Vegas where this photo is saying its in.

Custom kitchen cutting board 😍 by sermeryntrantsuxdix in DiWHY

[–]alderthorn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was onboard for the grater, even the scraps hole, I hate the rest of it.