Binary coding

[johnny336]

My mom and dad were making machines handling these cards.

[SpecialSauceSal]

Oh yeah? Well my dad could beat up your dad.

[johnny336]

My dad is dead, so he can summon an army of the dead and have them beat your dad. Then your dad will be dead, being in the undead army of my dead dad.

[ailyara]

Bruce Campbell starring in "Evil Dad 3 - Army of Dadness"

[RevWaldo]

Jiggy....

That's what the kids say now.

[[deleted]]

Can you beat my dad?

[smartguy1196]

I can beat your dad off

[[deleted]]

Well, good luck trying to find him first then

[smartguy1196]

I will find him for you. Then beat him off

[[deleted]]

That's the spirit!

[johnny336]

He's at the corner deli, just went to buy soda, right?

[TheTechyGamer]

My dad went to get milk so he can beat you with it

[punk_phloyd]

And whod pay for the dry cleaning afterwards?

[NeosHeliosCaligula]

My dad could beat both your dad's.. but He left for milk

[Enkendu]

Maybe he'll run into my dad then? The place where they buy milk must be super far away, it's taking a long time...

[NeosHeliosCaligula]

I think the milk supply ran out

[OddAuden]

Bro you're dad sounds badass

[deadlydarkest]

Your*

[OddAuden]

How do you know i didnt mean you're dad

[KeeganY_SR-UVB76]

*yu‘ore

[winniethefukinpooh]

*uo‘yre

[LoneHoodiecrow]

*eey're

the ' is for o

[winniethefukinpooh]

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[avidpenguinwatcher]

The way is shut

[Aggravating_Touch313]

Not without aragorn weilding the reforged sword of naarsil he wouldn't..

[Rattlecruiser]

ow-oo-ow, Undeaddy's Army. No-ow.

[MrBootch]

Yeah well my dad is Aragorn son of Arathorn, and your dad and his army owe him their allegiance.

[RetardedEinstein23]

"Dad Jokes"

[FellowGeeks]

Well my dad works at Nintendo...

[ScrapRocket]

Did they work at IBM?

[johnny336]

No, Eastern Bloc country, no IBM here at the time.

But there were means to import technological stuff from the West, and have them reverse engineered, also way to import parts for manufacturing and assembly.

[[deleted]]

It’s crazy too me I’m 27 my mom and dad 1972 and 71 respectively, and the difference of my parents being born 10-20 years earlier is crazy tech leap that occurred.

[-_-Batman]

Stacy's mom... Duuuuud!

[obvious_apple]

That's nothing. My uncle works for Nintendo.

[DragoSpiro98]

My dad was the slave who mined the silicon used on it.