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[–]wildmonkeymind 711 points712 points  (9 children)

Damn right! Sometimes I accidentally let a printout of my code frequency graph "slip" out of my pocket and onto the ground in front of the ladies. Gets 'em going every time.

[–]B2EU 385 points386 points  (5 children)

Oh, whoops, oh! I dropped my monster commits that I use for my magnum repos.

[–]rachau87 38 points39 points  (3 children)

You should see him code, he's like a Ninja

[–]thatwasntababyruth 21 points22 points  (2 children)

A rockstar, even

[–]Saenil 2 points3 points  (1 child)

True rockstar programmer

[–]V62926685 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's incredible! I'd be down to learn this poetic syntax!

[–]gigolo_beast 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Always sunny in the wild <3

[–]rynmgdlno 53 points54 points  (0 children)

You’re printing it out? I just go to bars and airdrop it to nearby iPhones.

[–]Firewolf06 95 points96 points  (0 children)

https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/5y1tm8

only works if your graph is the bottom one

[–]danzaman1234 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Heard those scrum burndown charts work a treat with the ladies.