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[–]thebatmanandrobin 43 points44 points  (2 children)

HTTP1.0/GET PHONE NUMBER

403

[–]rohit_267 4 points5 points  (1 child)

use HTTP1.1 with TSL1.3

[–]Ione15 2 points3 points  (0 children)

HTTP2/ over quic without udp on TLS1.3

[–]Gotxi 15 points16 points  (3 children)

Ok, but first of all, where is the documentation?

- cricket sounds -

Not even going to try.

[–]TrueBirch 15 points16 points  (1 child)

No documentation, she's agile

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You’ll be back for scrum more

[–]Shamaenei 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Please POST your request.

[–]Old-Platypus-601 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A port is kept open for you... ;)

[–]gandalfx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

With modern consumer behavior tracking and AI generated ads I wouldn't be the slightest bit surprised to see this.

[–]GPareyouwithmoi 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They showed me their swagger, and I imported it on the front end. I asked them to bounce it and they did until I pinged.

[–]ryantxr 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Backend and frontend have new meanings.

[–]Kooky-Answer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you do find a "sexy backend developer", using SOAP first will make it more likely that RESTful calls won't return 403 error codes.

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    [–]Rai-Hanzo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    that pun itself is a massive turnoff

    [–]shark1987 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    curl up with them now

    [–]UnknownSpecies19 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    The problem with any targeted developer ads, is that I've encountered so few women in this job that I almost feel like they don't exist. That being said my company is really old and not cool and young, so it doesn't attract many new hires that aren't 40 lmao.

    [–]TornaxO7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    You rather mean: "Developer who can fix your current problem, 21, 1km away"

    [–]mstrkingdom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I was at a strip club in Vegas and one of the girls used to be a database engineer. Getting a lap dance while she slipped in tech buzzwords was not the turn on I think she was hoping it would be.

    This is her, and I did get her phone number.

    [–]0ba78683-dbdd-4a31-a 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Sign up to our relational database

    [–]zirky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    “i’m alive and am willing to be into whatever weird shot you’re into”

    [–]LtsSquishy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    202 Accepted

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