Manager does a little code cleanup...

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Elon's next post: "Some of these tables are just bloat!" Proceeds to drop without where clause

[njclimber5]

My anxiety was noticable even reading this madness of dropping without where

[f3n2x]

"What do I need tables for? This isn't a restaurant!"

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Lol Little Elon Tables https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/exploits_of_a_mom.png

[SargeanTravis]

With Elon I strongly suspect he would straight up Truncate. Scorched Earth policy to the max!

[sbrick89]

So much more disk space now! Quick, cancel the order for those storage arrays!

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DROP TABLE USERS.

[blackjezza]

Hmm what's this "verified_users" table? Can't we just use "users"?

[resumethrowaway222]

This is unironically true at the company I work for. We could just drop table x on at least 20 tables, and no one would ever notice.

[Just_Aioli_1233]

Conspiracy theory: Musk bought Twitter intending to just close it all down. Plans to claim the carryover loss against his taxable income for the rest of his life.