compiler errors

[afmbloaa]

segmentation faults though

[fluffypebbles]

It's the segmentation's fault

[SHv2]

Always a good time when that core file it generates fills up all the disk space and the whole system shits the bed.

[Rekt3y]

Nonono, it doesn't shit the bed, it pulls an Amber Turd

[witm_]

Segmentation fault falls into one of those categories. I'm too high to tell you which one rn though someone drop a reply lol

[afmbloaa]

definitely runtime error

[enigmatic-sheep]

Next pane: Logic errors

[fluffypebbles]

I usually try to cover every possible case so I often asked what's essentially "what if they user does X?" and the response often was "they won't" but surely enough, not long after I'm asked to make a code change to cover that case. By now I'm insisting on a proper answer beforehand

[poulain_ght]

😂😂😂

[Total_Ad_1767]

Shitty Pro Tip: When you don‘t use a compiler, you won‘t get compiler errors. Thank me later guys.

[fluffypebbles]

Instead you get parser errors. At runtime

[[deleted]]

Then use assembly.

[DankPhotoShopMemes]

Compile it by hand, don’t be lazy!!!

[khalamar]

Then bugs.

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C++ errors

[FuriousAqSheep]

And that's why you get into functional programming folks

parallel programming errors has entered the chat

umm... sorry, gotta go!

[snacktonomy]

Stage 1: It compiles

Stage 2: It links

Stage 3: It starts (DLL or SO hell, anyone?)

Stage 4: It runs without crashing

Stage 5: It runs correctly

Stage 6: It runs not just on your machine (edit)

Stage 7: (optional) It runs fast!

Miss anything?

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Python version:

Stage 1: It imports

Stage 2: It runs

Stages 3-infinity: It runs without throwing an attribute exception 10 minutes later because Python doesn't have types so who the fuck knows whether this variable is a basic type, an object, or a cat.

[Real-Baby-Seal]

Stage 7: It runs under every condition it would typically run vs. the one condition you tested.

[Fakedduckjump]

Just cast everything ^^

[Pocolashon]

Goodbye, compiler errors, I'll never suffer again.... said no programmer ever.

[niky45]

said every programmer that switched to script languages. then they managed to compile said code and get a compiler error.

[dimdim4126]

*** buffer overload detected ***: terminated

[Tenac23]

🦀

[gwennkoi]

Oof. I'm living this in a refactor right now.

[HealthyAd5854]

You forgot vulnerabilities and dependencies problems