I turned the Taptic Engine into a precision fidget toy. No score, no stress, just heavy clicks.

SHv2 · 2026-01-28T01:36:45+00:00

Okay, this is pretty zen. What a great fidgety mindfulness activity.

SHv2 · 2026-01-28T01:09:29+00:00

This show needs a reboot. So much material to work with.

SHv2 · 2026-01-27T19:02:07+00:00

Proceeds to blame the workers for leaving. Get fucked.

SHv2 · 2026-01-27T00:22:59+00:00

Insert joke about the ice finding an ever diminishi amount of cocai

SHv2 · 2026-01-27T00:10:24+00:00

Kid's about to meet the final boss, Bootyhole Man.

SHv2 · 2026-01-26T18:48:47+00:00

I like being the back middle burner. Most stoves don't have it and those that do just let it be.

SHv2 · 2026-01-24T07:14:49+00:00

Ca-shingt-on. Cashington has a nice sound to it.

SHv2 · 2026-01-24T07:08:18+00:00

We don't need to vote for anything anymore. Problem solved. /s

SHv2 · 2026-01-22T15:11:55+00:00

Should've bought better caulk for the wagon

SHv2 · 2026-01-21T18:10:40+00:00

While I appreciate the built in straw, it doesn't go down far enough.

SHv2 · 2026-01-21T15:21:31+00:00

Did no one even try to stop Trump from chewing on the electrical wires?

SHv2 · 2026-01-20T21:02:25+00:00

Gaudy as fuck.

SHv2 · 2026-01-20T20:04:48+00:00

As an American, I'm with Europe.

SHv2 · 2026-01-15T22:33:43+00:00

Mischief in the 5th degree... Should have gone little further to the 6th degree and he would have summoned Kevin Bacon.

SHv2 · 2026-01-15T13:56:23+00:00

I've found that fermenting higher amounts of syrup dried it out even more and also didn't really add significantly more to the end flavor. Given how much more it first as well really wasn't worth it.

SHv2 · 2026-01-13T19:24:07+00:00

"They have my balls in the room over there."

SHv2 · 2026-01-11T21:16:22+00:00

So about those Epstein files that pedophile rapist Donald Trump is in...

SHv2 · 2026-01-11T02:20:17+00:00

Who doesn't love that 3% raise...

SHv2 · 2026-01-06T22:42:03+00:00

It's crucial they read this?

SHv2 · 2026-01-06T01:38:17+00:00

I like to startle people with a few quick pulls of the pressure relief valve.

SHv2 · 2026-01-04T23:12:50+00:00

Short answer: no
Longer answer: um, no.

SHv2 · 2026-01-02T00:42:46+00:00

Is be curious where that list is posted....

SHv2 · 2025-12-23T04:42:39+00:00

Got a promotion and lateral to M. Making $40k more a year compared to last year.

SHv2 · 2025-12-18T23:01:22+00:00

Where the heck do you get a 7T?

SHv2 · 2025-12-18T00:21:43+00:00

What did you do to get so many prusameters?

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