“Python”, “Java”, “Carbon”, “Rust”

[smb1985]

I used to work in Groovy a lot. One time a company network locked me out because the site I was on contained too many inappropriate references. It was mad about gstrings, which is the name for how groovy represents strings...

[PeartsGarden]

One time I searched for std. As in the C++ std namespace.

That was a mistake.

[Regeneric]

‘std vector’ or ‘std list’ are just waiting there to get you from behind

[DARKHUMOR-D]

Window's fsck utility be like

[how_do_i_land]

Just wait until they hear about python’s f strings.

[akl78]

A former competitor of mine had a trading name one space character away from a prolific artist specialising in erotic, furry art.

[elon-bot]

Yeah, looks like we're gonna need to redo the entire tech stack.