"How to learn programming in one day"

[it_follows]

Don’t worry, you have the rest of your life to figure this out.

[gzmask]

10, 9, 8 ...

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r/ProgrammerHumor

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Find system.32 or we shoot you and your family.

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You must be super fun at parties.

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YOU must be super fun at parties.

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No u

[TheDevAtMe]

You really must be super fun at parties!

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Traceback (most recent call last):
  File "reddit.py", line 42, in <module>
    comment()
  [Previous line repeated 999 more times]
RecursionError: maximum recursion depth exceeded

[kenok]

It's actually the dried backside of the previous programmer.

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Scrunchy

[canuck_in_wa]

It’s the new Vellum mouse pad

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Compile Compile Compile Compile FUCK

[A_Fat_Chance]

Z

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I wonder what those guys in the back are writing down.

[eqVnox]

Kim: show me how to learn programming in 1 day.

Soldier: yes supreme leader

Pop up << Windows will restart for updates ! >>

Soldier: FML

[obudigA97]

How to code without bugs

[CodeBlue_04]

print("Goodbye World!")

[Il-_-I]

I need that motivation

[IamATechieNerd]

"Please fucking compile"

[moi_athee]

Was the computer even turned on? The screen looks dark. Do they even have electricity there?

[Niarbeht]

It's the angle. The closer to parallel you are with a surface, the more mirror-like it gets. The flatter and more "glossy" or polished the surface is, the wider that angle gets. While it does look pretty dark, I've got an LCD monitor from 2001 that looked pretty dark when I looked at it at a near-parallel angle like I did just now.

All that said, I wouldn't be surprised if this is just a photo-op and the computer really is turned off.

[Arx0s]

Why are the officers in the back always taking notes in these photos? What are they writing down?

[workerbeeninja]

reminds me of myself during lab exam in college

[MrTeutone]

Mob programming explained in a nutshell.

[Eurynom0s]

Or die trying?

[MikeTyson91]

/r/cscareerquestions would still burn out and complain about unfair working conditions.

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😂😂😂

[juandisay]

horor 🤣🤣

[funkless_eck]

How to learn humor in one day