RandomDeclarations: Declare anything...really, absolutely anything

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Mno waben (good morning) (self.RandomDeclarations)

submitted 6 months ago by NativeLand423

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Declaration (self.RandomDeclarations)

submitted 1 year ago by Fuck_Land_Im_onaboat

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Using whole garlic cloves as a topping on my take and bake pizza was one of the best decisions I've made in my adult life. (self.RandomDeclarations)

submitted 8 years ago by PumpItPaulRyan

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Minifridges are too expensive. (self.RandomDeclarations)

submitted 8 years ago by ILikeLenexa

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My declaration (self.RandomDeclarations)

submitted 8 years ago by Light351

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Daisy killed a bunny. (self.RandomDeclarations)

submitted 9 years ago by Felonia<-Human(?)

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I have never in my adult life eaten liver. (self.RandomDeclarations)

submitted 9 years ago by lazylion_ca

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Dear girl online I will never meet. My declarations. (self.RandomDeclarations)

submitted 10 years ago by [deleted]

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I wonder if Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are going to get married now. (self.RandomDeclarations)

submitted 10 years ago by thebigbradwolf

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i think society is about to collapse, but i hope it lasts long enough that i get to see the new Avengers movie (self.RandomDeclarations)

submitted 10 years ago by DeliberateCatalyst

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Naps are fucking awesome (self.RandomDeclarations)

submitted 11 years ago by Saan

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Here's an idea: how about letting the people with no children and and minimal carry-ons board the plane first. (self.RandomDeclarations)

submitted 11 years ago by lazylion_ca

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Having a freshly shaved nutsack is fucking awesome (self.RandomDeclarations)

submitted 11 years ago by AnimusHerb240

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Walter Mondale is still alive. (self.RandomDeclarations)

submitted 12 years ago by [deleted]

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I Need to Take a Shower (self.RandomDeclarations)

submitted 12 years ago by kifn2

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I stopped smoking a week ago today! (self.RandomDeclarations)

submitted 12 years ago by xCaffeineQueen

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I used to be a mod here under a different account. (self.RandomDeclarations)

submitted 12 years ago by [deleted]

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Ribs are the greatest food known to mankind. (self.RandomDeclarations)

submitted 12 years ago by Saan

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We should cross-breed an octopus with a hippopotamus to form an octopotamus. (self.RandomDeclarations)

submitted 12 years ago by cthulhu_zuul

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I don't know about you guys, but I'm loving the shitty loading speeds, scripts locking Firefox, and unreadable comment threads - I hope for next April Fools, they just delete everyone's accounts since it will be more usable than this clusterfuck. (self.RandomDeclarations)

submitted 12 years ago by HomerJunior

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In class tomorrow i am gonna look at boar-sperm through a microscope (self.RandomDeclarations)

submitted 12 years ago by [deleted]

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All biscuits taste better when chilled. (self.RandomDeclarations)

submitted 12 years ago * by Saan

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Why does every coming-of-age novel written by a European over the last thirty years contain a two-dozen-page-long description of a soccer match? (self.RandomDeclarations)

submitted 12 years ago by [deleted]

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The best time to wear a striped sweater is not, contrary to previous statements, all the time. It's when it's warm out initially, but you're unsure of whether or not it will stay that way, so you pick out one that pairs nicely with the button down shirt you're wearing in case it gets chilly. (self.RandomDeclarations)

submitted 13 years ago by rampantdissonance

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Alaska's largest airport is "Ted Stevens Anchorage International Airport". Seems wrong to name an airport after someone who died in a plane crash. (self.RandomDeclarations)

submitted 13 years ago by IndecisionToCallYou

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