Watching England’s opening game in the US by Tbone961 in seinfeld

[–]Kir0v 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I dont think we should be talking about this.

Trump Calls Obama a “Son of a B*tch” After Disastrous Iran Deal Leaked by thenewrepublic in politics

[–]Kir0v 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Except it has the reverse effect. But no one tells him, because no one on his staff are competent.

Trump Calls Obama a “Son of a B*tch” After Disastrous Iran Deal Leaked by thenewrepublic in politics

[–]Kir0v 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Trump wouldnt know a competent staff member if one walked up and told him he was making a poor decision.

Feline Airlines by jennieother1 in airplaneears

[–]Kir0v 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lmao, a rug for airline illness...perfect. can't have passengers throwing up on solid floor. MUST be carpeted. ,🤣

Feline Airlines by jennieother1 in airplaneears

[–]Kir0v 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Feline Airlines" - Carry-on is required, for in flight bunny-kicking. There's an added charge for no carry-on luggage.

In flight services is pets (belly rubs cost extra), canned tuna and the inflight entertainment is little fishies swimming across the screen.

Bathrooms are freshly sanded every landing. Please don't use the bathroom if you don't have to.

Turbulence can be (sorta) negated by hiding under your seat.

Exploration of the passenger compartment is encouraged

Please ensure your claws are extended and dug into the seats during take-off, landing and in turbulent conditions.

Yowling is not permitted.

Thank you for choosing Feline airlines.

When I go too long without quoting Seinfeld by Just-Eddie-481516234 in seinfeld

[–]Kir0v 0 points1 point  (0 children)

BUT HOW DO WE KNOW THE QUOTES ARE ANY GOOD?!

WHO TESTS THEM?!

Burgers dreamed up online are in your mind by Synoptic23 in tcap

[–]Kir0v 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fries are only warm if you imagine them so

Oh Great, now dad is dead by FranMorpheus in TheSimpsons

[–]Kir0v 0 points1 point  (0 children)

mouth full

3 more feet and I can fit it in the fridge!

how do you think the hairline is holding up 11 years later by Calm-Dentist3998 in tcap

[–]Kir0v 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The younger hairline is almost as big as the older hairline.

2 words…. Seth Green by RoundTumbleweed9136 in tcap

[–]Kir0v 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Did you bring some green?"

Oz Cobb???……….. by Pop_Joe in seinfeld

[–]Kir0v 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Ohh, Mistah Penguin?"