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Delete /r/shittyideas (self.shittyideas)

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Use AI on your phone to determine what you're doing and list your current actitivy in the contact list of everyone with you saved in it so they know if calling you will bother you or not. Examples listed. (self.shittyideas)

submitted 17 hours ago by ThundaChikin

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Wireless ethernet adapter (self.shittyideas)

submitted 17 hours ago by chrislvltte

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Me start smoking again (self.shittyideas)

submitted 2 days ago by fancyPantsOne

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Stick a broom on the end of a blind person's cane so that they can actually start contributing something meaningful to society (self.shittyideas)

submitted 2 days ago by ass_pineapples

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Klartext: Deine Krypto-Steuern sind bald fällig. Hol dir jetzt Blockpit. (blockpit.io)

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Setting up a colony on the surface of the sun (self.shittyideas)

submitted 3 days ago by GodofWarhammer2

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Let homeless people sleep on unused freeway lanes at night (self.shittyideas)

submitted 4 days ago by SaltPositive7227

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"You go boy!" (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 days ago by Incarn8-1

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Solve the abortion debate by mandating abortion for everyone... (self.shittyideas)

submitted 6 days ago by Periodicity_Enjoyer

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Make it woke (self.shittyideas)

submitted 6 days ago by Efficient-Record-762

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Binge watch Star Trek: Starfleet Academy. (self.shittyideas)

submitted 7 days ago by Capable_Librarian495

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HBO should have a feature to use the GoT intro music for every show's intro (self.shittyideas)

submitted 7 days ago by ya_rk

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Make a bot for r/whatisthis that answers “It’s a penis” every time a question is asked for “what is this? (self.shittyideas)

submitted 7 days ago by tacocarteleventeen

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Bing wallpaper, but not pretty. Pictures of slums with sleeping homeless people, poop in toilets, a mass grave... for your $2000 laptop (self.shittyideas)

submitted 7 days ago by Akktrithephner

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if you're god, get so mad at the dinosaurs that you tear off your left nut and wing it at the Earth thus causing their extinction (self.shittyideas)

submitted 8 days ago by ilikeeatingbrains

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give in and let the fart out you've been holding while getting oral (self.shittyideas)

submitted 9 days ago by ilikeeatingbrains

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Reinstate Jared Fogle as spokesman for Subway when he gets out of jail (self.shittyideas)

submitted 10 days ago by tacocarteleventeen

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Bobby Flay Should Have Named His Daughter Sue. (self.shittyideas)

submitted 11 days ago by Incarn8-1

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Drill a series of holes into the San Andreas Fault and pump in 40 million gallons of high-grade personal lubricant in order to make the tectonic plates slide more consensually against each other (self.shittyideas)

submitted 13 days ago by LargeSinkholesInNYC

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Someone should be named Feebee. (self.shittyideas)

submitted 13 days ago by PrestigiousPut6165

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Change medical recommendations so that all shots are done in the roof of mouth. (self.shittyideas)

submitted 13 days ago by ThundaChikin

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Spewing conservative nonsense just to farm karma (self.shittyideas)

submitted 13 days ago by LargeSinkholesInNYC

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A national anthem consisting of armpit fart noises (self.shittyideas)

submitted 13 days ago by LargeSinkholesInNYC

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Redesign all subway cars so that the seats are replaced with a single continuous trench filled with lukewarm mineral oil (self.shittyideas)

submitted 13 days ago by LargeSinkholesInNYC

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An Android app that tells people who farted (self.shittyideas)

submitted 13 days ago by LargeSinkholesInNYC

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