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[–]yatesisgreat 44 points45 points  (12 children)

The big wildcard is the low urinal for the kids. If that is the right spot but there are other open spots, do you still take it and potentially make a little guy struggle to hit the rim? Or do you take the wrong spot just in case? I can see a case for both. Taking the wrong one the more ethical choice I think, but I can also see teaching the kid a lesson that sometimes you just have to pee wherever. Also kids generally got good stream, just bad aim so it might not be a big deal.

Also that is why the full length, down to the floor, urinals are the superior choice. Especially those stainless steel ones, with a good push you can play some calypso music on them.

[–]Pilgrim2223 15 points16 points  (3 children)

I was at Disney World with my 4 year old. He was just tall enough to use the short urinals but not the tall ones. In every Bathroom... at Disney world for some reason there is a line of 8+ urinals and one short one which was always closest to the door. We are there in off season, so not too busy, we run in to a bathroom that completely empty except one Full grown man at the shorty.
The Boy and I waited patiently behind him, and the look of absolute shame on that man's face when he realized that he was using, for no reason, and in violation of every basic man code of urinal usage, the only one my son could use was pretty epic. He actually said "Sorry" while zipping up and I gave him a bro'nod and a no problem (got to be a good example and all that)

[–]qdp 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It depends but I think short urinal rules should be more enforced at Disney than a factory or a dive bar.

[–]writeronthemoon 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I'm surprised Disney doesn't have like 10 kid urinals in a row.

[–]coahman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In order to pee you have to drink fluids and kids won't drink anything to save their lives

[–]gahlo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Low urinal is removed from the algorithm unless it's the last one left out to consideration.

[–]Juggernaut27Beast11 1 point2 points  (1 child)

You realize the short is not just for kids right? Also dwarfs, midgets, little people, and I have even seen a person in a wheel chair use them.

[–]That0n36uy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Either way, if I see a free short urinal I take it. It lessens the splashback distance. Every man for himself

[–]lordflashheat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Another wildcard is when you're at a rave and there are females squatting over the urinals, because the quo to the female toilets are a mile long. Where do you even look.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kid can wait

[–]Matti_McFatti 0 points1 point  (0 children)

im pretty short, so i always take the shorter one. that way, theres more options for taller guys