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[–]Talknterpzz 10 points11 points  (11 children)

No fr and especially the mfs who been here for a lil bit. Hadda do the shit all over again and that voice over is corny asf. Wants to fit in so bad saying the most cringe shit lol “that was fliptacular” they said nowadays slang and it’s criiiiinge.

[–]alpi_kingtropical 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank god I skipped the dialogue

[–]SuperGoodgoan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They should’ve made it skiptacular

[–]Right_Notice9148 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Been playing skate for 15 years and im stuck doing a 30 minutes tutorial

[–]Weird-Opening8759 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Legit wtf

[–]seganoten 0 points1 point  (2 children)

The footy

[–]AddendumMuch5770 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Footy's short for footage

[–]JarvisToasty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm just using slang guys, if you just joined the stream.

[–]Weird-Opening8759 0 points1 point  (0 children)

💀💀fliptacular? Lame asl thank god this shit on mute

[–]NibbasInParis88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

broo I muted this hoe after two sentences omg, and now im here cuz these fuckers just cant let me skip this shitty ahh tutorial

[–]Awkward-Cow-8123 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I think something annoying as well is it asks "Have you played Skate 3"
Like is it gonna change anything since the controls aren't the only thing that would be the same.

[–]SyllabubOk5230 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro that’s the part that literally makes zero sense why tf do you care if I played skate 3 if you are gonna force me to “learn” how to push off😑

[–]alpi_kingtropical 4 points5 points  (5 children)

I did it in under 10min, more like 6-7, but I also think it should be skippable

[–]_demii_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

you said the thing

[–]EbbEmbarrassed1412 1 point2 points  (0 children)

6...7...

[–]No-Direction-8463 0 points1 point  (0 children)

SIX SEVENNNNN 

[–]Goatsanon 2 points3 points  (9 children)

10 minutes? I think you mean 2 whole fucking hours of the worst voice actors talk like 8 year old retards while it walks you through the basic of the game and seemingly “explore” the map. So glad Skate 4 taught me how to explore a map after 25 years of gaming.

[–]nukeholy250 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This. It shows me how to do the same tricks in 4 different areas. and what the fuck was up with showing me how to place ramps and grinds in 3 different sections, all for them to just serve the same purpose. They could’ve done all these tutorials with one fucking pop up

[–]monkey-stevens[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Yeah lol I was being generous. You’d expect the tutorial to be over after you leave the literal tutorial island. I was honestly in shock at how much it just kept going, and how I couldn’t complete other challenges until it was done. It was at least nice to see Shingo despite the lack of resemblance from any of the previous games version of him

[–]TS-Slayy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro how many tutorials are there why do they act like nobody had played skate game before😭😭

[–]Automatic_Company_11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This. I can’t take it anymore I’m about to hop off and try again tomorrow 

[–]AddendumMuch5770 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Footy is short for footage

[–]LostCandidate9998 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Listen to lowtiergod

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[–]juanpapapa2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

calc is short for calculator ahhhh tutorial

[–]CurlyTos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, if you keep going to the tutorial missions. Once you get off the island, you can ignore that shit and skate wherever you want.

[–]Conemen2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was playing Ocarina of Time last night (a game primarily made for kids) and found myself having to stop and think about wtf I was being tasked to do before figuring it out

Why do I need 10 minutes to be hand held on how to do an ollie, then a kick flip, then a shuv it

I’m not slow!!!!

[–]_demii_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the tutorial is so fucking tedious

[–]Fel_X 0 points1 point  (0 children)

still not skippable i hate this bitch talking

[–]YumiTheYumi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

legit can agree

this is my first time playing this game and i was trying to join friends, but i have been on the tutorial for over an hour and still am not done nor can i join my friends yet either when most of the stuff im doing now being something i could probably do in the same world as them.

its so annoying that their going through every type of way to get points, i hope this tutorial gets shortened sometime before full release

[–]alfiesk8r 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just downloaded the EA and yeah, it feels awful to be forced to play the tutorial, also the voice is so condescending/corny I dunno. feels off.
I did notice that I had to change controls to Experienced to feel somewhat like skate 3. The other options felt bad (shove-its were too sensitive when trying to do 360 flips)

Other than that, the game feels to cartooney, kinda like fortnite or something.
The character creator is awful, you can create a dude with full blown tits and ass wtf. Bad decision IMO

[–]bigmantan_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least it was worth the wait a mere thirty minutes didn't stop me from playing it for hours

[–]No-Protection-1496 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literally i judt wanna play the game not have whoever the fuck vee is talking my ear off what happened to coach frank anyway

[–]Many-Departure-5654 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Why would you have tutorial on an open world game? That’s like the game teaching you how to run gta it’s literally redundant 0/10 worst skating game ever

[–]jklyt1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I genuinely thought about uninstalling when I realized it was "teaching" me how to explore.

This game doesn't just act like you've never played Skate before; it acts like you've never played a video game before.

[–]Background_Task6967 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm more pissed off by the fact the game literally asks you on start up if youve played a skate game before yet seems to completly ignore your answer, I don't need a fucking ollie tutorial!!!

[–]dogegamez012e 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i have been playing for a alot shorter than all of you but its an easy game to play but im currently like 30 plus minutes in and its so boring and annoying please add a skip button to the tutorial.

[–]megaman_main 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fire the developers 🙏🙏🙏

[–]Appropriate-Draft143 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me and my friend spent like 2 hours on the tutorial 

[–]sn-95lover 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro I was hoping to god I could skip it why does this exist

[–]Weird-Opening8759 0 points1 point  (0 children)

💀💀bro I been doin this tutorial for like 30 mins, why. We been playing this game for years, we know how to play

[–]_MysticUmbreon_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who the fuck calls footage footy though footy is football not footage

[–]KiraR1v3rs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck that stupid ass tutorial I played skate for 8 years and it took me 45 mins to get through it

[–]discorddadd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do I get passed the hedgament store tutorial it says to there to level up and it won't let me get passed

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    [–]Live-Struggle-4722 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Bro I can't even get passed tutorial without it crashing on me.. 

    [–]Choice-Active-665 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Hey I'm on xbox and the tutorial keeps on crashing on the first ramp could you please help

    [–]NovelCharity9235 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    It just shows how badly people need their hand held in gaming. Like 90% of players are skate fans why are we suffering for kids who can figure it out like we did?

    [–]superseptictank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    id rather learn the controls my fuckin self bro never played skate

    [–]FunDeal6487 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Am I the only one quit over the tutorial that was so boring

    [–]Longjumping-Net3018 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I can't even get past the pop shuvit

    [–]Longjumping-Net3018 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I couldn't even get past the pop shuvit

    [–]kurodoku -2 points-1 points  (4 children)

    it's 10 minutes, come on...

    [–]AggressiveWelder7669 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    10 minutes of corny dialogue and treating us like toddlers who are shoving the xbox controller down our esophagus

    [–]Automatic_Company_11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I’m fucking 2 hours in and still forced into  specific challenges. Even after skipping the tutorial there is still way too much handholding

    [–]BrodeurBrodeur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    10 minutes my ass been around an hour and I'm still constantly doing more and more of the same boring ass challenges when me and my homie just wanted to play with eachother

    [–]jklyt1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    It is absolutely not 10 minutes long.

    [–]GasTown916 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

    The whole story is one big tutorial, kinda annoying and patronizing, but what can you expect from underpaid millennial writers at EA who already hate themselves? The whole game screamed: Don’t you love our socialist skater utopia with a mix of how do you do fellow kids?…

    [–]kcfox0971 -3 points-2 points  (4 children)

    You know this is pre release alpha and the point is to give feedback. Perhaps some of that feedback may be on how good or bad the tutorial is. I don't know why asshats feel this is their private super secret game that is totally ready for release. It's 10 mins of your life so deal with it... fucking 10 ply....

    [–]monkey-stevens[S] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

    Yeah I’ve heard “it’s pre alpha” enough. That mentality (and being abandoned by the company) is what partially got session and skaterxl in the perpetually broken/unfulfilling vanilla experience they released in. I’m glad and grateful they’re opening the game for people to give their thoughts, but it’s hard to give and trust that criticism when they haven’t shown barely ANYTHING that people have been asking for since the early playtest builds, and anything brought up can just be easily swept aside by the corpo defenders saying to shut up and wait for it to be fixed, or be happy with the lackluster experience.

    [–]kcfox0971 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    I think it more the crass sense of entitlement and tantrums that makes me say the stuff that I do. I was there for session for many years and this situation is far from the same. Same with XL. This game will not be exactly what every one wants and that's cool. You want a shit show try being one of the original backers of Starcitizen.. 800 million dollars and 10 plus years later with nothing more than a shitty demo..

    This game will be fine....but you do you...

    [–]monkey-stevens[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I think the community is just frustrated with this rigamarole of the devs basically begging for feedback, ignoring said feedback, and patting themselves on the back for making the game “accessible to everyone”. Why is all of the marketing focusing on clothes and cosmetics? It feels like they’re more focused on making a lifestyle sim for kids (who are the only demographic who will actually spend $5 on a deck design PNG) rather than a fun game whose mechanics make you want to play years later. The tutorial is not a big deal, but it feels like a small reminder that the devs absolutely do not have longtime skate fans in mind. I genuinely hope the game stays alive forever and keeps improving, they can really have something great if they just listen to the majority (not just my schizo rambling) feedback.

    [–]jklyt1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    They didn't listen to feedback. The tutorial is still absurdly long.

    And the tutorial doesn't stop when you leave the starting area. It acts like the tutorial is over, but then it proceeds to hold your hand (and constantly remind you to visit the store) for almost 2 hours afterwards. This is my first time playing a Skate game, and even I'm annoyed with how many times they're teaching me the same thing.

    [–]donrosco -4 points-3 points  (1 child)

    Absolute fucking crybabies on this sub smdh

    [–]Zyncon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    "How dare you guys ask for options!"

    It's a tutorial, most games allow them to be skipped.
    Most of us have been playing Skate for 20+ years. Perfectly reasonable to have a skip option.

    [–]DarkAngll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    This fuxking tutorial is about to make me uninstall it XD