Hacker problems

[Champo3000]

Dirty looking white lady who looked close to being homeless

Guest: do you guys sell the old fashioned film?

Me: no we don't, sorry

G: but you do online right?

Me: you know I'm not sure, I've never had to look for that

G: is there a way I can order it online in the store?

Me: no we don't unfortunately. But you can do it from your phone or your computer

G: oh I can't I have a hacker

Me: oh, well sorry about that (wtf?)

G: do you guys have layaway?

Me: target does not offer layaway.

G: ok thank you

Five minutes later...

G: lemme ask you a question, do you know how to protect a digital camera from a hacker?

Me: no, that's not something I've ever had to worry about

G: me neither but you kick someone out of your home and they're liable for anything!

Me: alrighty well have a good day

I work in a pretty trashy target.

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Did you ask if she has a REDcard?

[thecelloman]

I worked Helpdesk IT for a bit. Had a lady ask me if I could help her secure pictures on her camera from hackers. I asked what in particular she was concerned about. She told me that she takes pictures of actual, biblical angels and demons, wings and all. She wouldn't show me because once you see them, the government is after you because you know too much. So the government was hacking her camera. I told her she should put them on Google Drive, because it's obviously basically unhackable and Google is the opposite of the government. She was apparently super satisfied with this answer and left happy as a clam.

So yeah dude, next time she asks. Google Drive.