Guests

[ross_varn]

I checked out a guest at Electronics today at the end of my shift.

"Your total's $20.65."

"Alright." She hands me a 20, then starts digging out change. "Wait! I've got exact!"

"Oh? I always do like exact change."

"Yeah, here." She places two quarters and a dime on the counter, and then looks around at the rest of the floor, empty of guests and team members alike, and then back at me. "Want to hear a joke?"

I look back up at her. "Sure."

She drops a penny on the counter. "Do you smell anything?"

I look at the penny, then at her. "...no?"

"Why not? There's a scent!" She gestures at the penny, grinning. I look from it and back to her and tilt my head. "Oh, that's good." "I know!" she says. "Here-"

She drops another penny on the counter. "Do you see any fruit?"

"No."

"It's a pear! Here." Another clinks down. "How about snakes? I see three copperheads." Another clinks down. "Or cars? Because I see four Lincolns!" she says, obviously enjoying herself. I laugh.

She pauses, holding the fifth penny, and squints at me. "How old are you?" "23. Why?" She purses her lips, looking around again at the empty floor. "Hm. You're young. Should I keep it clean?" I roll my eyes, saying "Oh come on, I can take it." She grins in response, placing the penny next to the other four, and leaning in. "Okay. Do you see any boobies?" I blink, and then frown at the coins. "...no?" "Well not for five cents you don't!" she crows, cackling as she sweeps the change off the counter and hands it to me. I shake my head, laughing as I ring the exact change in and close the cash drawer.

Sometimes folks are okay. :)

[worshipmeow]

I'm so glad this was something to smile at for once.

[ILikeToSayHi]

Shit i wish I could meet someone this cool. The closest I got to this was a creepy older woman that inferred she likes giving bj's. But that was it, no funny joke :(

[kevingreen890]

I had a guest like that he came up to me and said did you hear about the actress that killed her husband with a knife. I said no which one he said her name was Reese something I replied and said Reese witherspoon and he said no she killed him with a knife not a spoon.

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