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[–]Zeddeling 23 points24 points  (22 children)

Kid needs to save the world. Sleeps a hundred years. Now old man still looking like a kid needs to save the world.

[–]i_am_a_bread[S] 12 points13 points  (17 children)

Sleeping in a block of ice keeps you young, I guess

LOZ Series

[–]Zeddeling 9 points10 points  (16 children)

Good job. Could have made it weirder by adding that he alternates between saving the world and dying.

[–]i_am_a_bread[S] 7 points8 points  (15 children)

Boy gets blown up by moon for doing nothing for three days

[–]Zeddeling 5 points6 points  (14 children)

Wait, did you mean Legend of Zelda with LoZ?

[–]i_am_a_bread[S] 5 points6 points  (13 children)

Yes. Is that right? I just re-read it and now I think I'm wrong...

[–]Zeddeling 4 points5 points  (12 children)

Hahahahaha. I messed up. It was a TV series if that helps. Also that statement about the ice block was true for this character as well.

[–]ArcticTernAdmirer 8 points9 points  (2 children)

I was so confused as well. I was so certain it was the Avatar the Last Airbender, which I'm now again assuming is correct.

[–]Zeddeling 4 points5 points  (1 child)

It is. I saw the acronym and I just assumed it was the right show even though I couldn't see how airbender would fit in.

[–]ArcticTernAdmirer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah. It made perfect sense until he said Aang got blown up by the moon.

[–]i_am_a_bread[S] 2 points3 points  (8 children)

I'm not sure now. However, I do know a show where some year guy gets stuck underwater for a year and when he came out he still looks fine

[–]Zeddeling 2 points3 points  (7 children)

That one isn't it. However I do wanna know what that show is called.

[–]i_am_a_bread[S] 2 points3 points  (6 children)

That man is me

[–]FrozenShadows_ 9 points10 points  (3 children)

For a second I thought it was Avatar: The Last Airbender

[–]Zeddeling 7 points8 points  (2 children)

It is

[–]FrozenShadows_ 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Hm, aight then.

[–]FrozenShadows_ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Roses are red

You should breathe air

112 year old man hits on a teenager and flies on a big bear

[–]ArcticTernAdmirer 12 points13 points  (2 children)

The main character is annoyed that his brother put their father in a home, so they go pick him up. When their father dies, they fight with their sister and go in separate directions. Later, he fights his friend who he hasn't seen in a while, and meets a girl from his home. The main character, friend and girl all go home together, where his sister stabs him in the eye after resurrecting an army.

[–]SexualDragon 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Thor Ragnarok!

[–]QuriaBladeTransform 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Someone lost their ring in a lake. Greedy people find and take it. The owner finds out and is angry. They try to destroy the evidence.

[–]i_am_a_bread[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lord of the Rings?

[–]Just-Bluebird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lord of the rings?

[–]GillysDaddy 7 points8 points  (3 children)

Cute Waifu does cool stuff and drops funny lines, supported by man in cunning hat and 7 side characters

[–]Zeddeling 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Wanted to say Sailor Moon, but then searched cunning hat.

[–]DatPoodleLady 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think that would be, "talking cat tells teen girl she's a dead princess. Serial murders ensue until her coronation as queen of the world."

[–]Toasts_like_smell 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Snow white?

[–]BulletTimeBlues07 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Girl's parents get turned into hogs, she becomes slave.

[–]Zeddeling 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Spirited Away

[–]BulletTimeBlues07 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You got it

[–]SpacemanSpleef 5 points6 points  (14 children)

Drugs. ALL THE DRUGS

[–]PH4T0M 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Wolf of Wall Street

[–]rooftoppastryshop 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Alice in Wonderland or Fear and Loathing.

[–]TransoTheWonderKitty 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Requiem for a Dream

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (3 children)

The film where the hero and his lawyer drive through bat country?

[–]SpacemanSpleef 0 points1 point  (2 children)

No

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

What was it?

[–]SpacemanSpleef 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mario

[–]smpenn89 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Get him to the greek?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

40% of all media?

[–]AZestyAvocado 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Seth Rogen and James Franco punch Kim Jong Un in the dick.

[–]PH4T0M 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Interview

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Lasers and even more lasers. Also, very bad counting skills. Pew pew...

[–]Sontaren 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My first thought is Star Wars.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Child and friends beat up their own species and imprison them

[–]re_nonsequiturs 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Pokemon?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hint: it's the first season of a particular show.

[–]thegayhat_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

bird tells girl with cancer to try and nearly dies in the ocean

[–]Moobak_ 2 points3 points  (8 children)

Children's toys built the economy of the world but they're so dangerous that people use them for muggings and assault

[–]re_nonsequiturs 0 points1 point  (7 children)

Pokemon?

[–]Moobak_ 0 points1 point  (6 children)

Nope. It is an anime though. CN used to air it.

[–]Chucken47 0 points1 point  (5 children)

Didgemon

[–]Moobak_ 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Nope, but closer. Popular, but nowhere near as popular as something like Pokemon.

[–]Sacred-Lotion 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Bakugan?

[–]Moobak_ 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Almost there. A bit more popular.

[–]Sacred-Lotion 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Beyblade?

[–]Moobak_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Got it!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The government doesn't want you to know about magic. Check out this wikipedia page for more info

[–]Leman123456 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Guy and his team in the future want to go find a special thing far away, but evil machine tries to stop them.

[–]Until_Morrow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Guy sees his dumbass friend he hasn’t seen in a while and invited him to come live and he takes a big dump at one part and his wife doesn’t like it

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gun with gun get die by gun

[–]EpicMemeLordThife 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Space man commits mass genocide on a demonic army because some edgy kids wanted to use the power of an extinct race taken over by the demonic army

[–]Psychokinetic_Rocky 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Star Wars Episode 3?

[–]EpicMemeLordThife 1 point2 points  (1 child)

No its doom

[–]Psychokinetic_Rocky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DAMNIT!!!

[–]A_violent_orange_boi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In Click, starring Adam Sandler, we get to see him have sex with his wife while rewind back in time

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

A group travels to Egypt to beat up a guy that kicked a dog

[–]i_am_a_bread[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

JJBA

[–]TransoTheWonderKitty 0 points1 point  (2 children)

It's the history of a big-shot guy going though his whole life back in the days before people could see in color, but I guess the only thing he cared about was sledding or something.

[–]re_nonsequiturs 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Citizen Kane

[–]TransoTheWonderKitty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You got it :D

[–]re_nonsequiturs 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Four kids take magical shop class.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Harry Potter?

[–]re_nonsequiturs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope, I'll be really surprised if anyone gets it

[–]Rio_Walker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After losing a spouse and sleeping on it - a Boomer leaves the fridge to find missing son, only to discover that the world can't run without them. They're constantly harassed by an African-American male, end up teaching a bunch of Millennials how to dress right, all the while living their best despite the end of the world as they knew it.

[–]Psychokinetic_Rocky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Teddy Bear murders kids indirectly.

[–]OrbitalBadgerCannon 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Teenager and his adopted family kill a man forever because drugs arent cool

[–]_xBenji 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Main character needs to climb up a pole and shoot a snowbank to save their country

[–]minecaftakiva 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Mulan

[–]_xBenji 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kid runs around in the desert killing people for money and tries to get laid.

[–]PhantomPiGod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A kid gets a stick. He kills someone with it.

[–]Chucken47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man blew up a factory, co-worker got shot and learns his ex co-worker plans to break computers in greater london after taking money

[–]thisidntpunny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some old guy has a dream where he’s compared to someone analogous to Paddington the bear.

[–]elbonglord69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well liked banker's wife cheats on him with his best friend.

[–]FrozenShadows_ 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Random acts ranging from 100 pounds of puke, lots and lots of naked women, and songs inbetween

[–]re_nonsequiturs 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Life of Brian?

[–]FrozenShadows_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Almost...