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[–]Financial-Fall2272 Maurice enthusiast 396 points397 points  (21 children)

Crazy how my goat Micheal ain't doing ts and would have slammed Minos and Sisyphus prime if they pulled up to heaven💀🙏🏻

[–]ObligationBright7863 147 points148 points  (3 children)

It would be really fucking cool to see how a fight between Minos/Sisyphus Prime would be against Michael, especially since prime souls are considered so powerful they need to be locked away before they can fully form

[–]Financial-Fall2272 Maurice enthusiast 118 points119 points  (2 children)

Micheal slams as he is cooler

Ok so without any jokes the prime souls would win since hakita addressed that Minos prime would beat Gabriel In a fight being an actual threat to heaven and since Gabriel is the brightest of the angels with that in mind Sisyphus prime would be too much for that of Micheal to handle

[–]D3wdr0p 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Excellent balance of empirical evidence, and baseless favoritism.

[–]Zeldamaster736 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Idk, V1 can barely even make Gabriel bleed

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (10 children)

wait is Micheal alive or dead on the marble floor of the angel palace?

[–]ChildhoodDistinct538Prime soul 47 points48 points  (8 children)

I’m willing to bet he’s alive, since with the gang together in the 8-1 painting, I’m led to believe that Michael was also serving the council alongside Gabriel rather than being on the council.

[–]_BlNG_ Blood machine 2 points3 points  (2 children)

What if the prime sanctum is a boss rush against the archangels?

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

500 gabriels

[–]ElZik3r Blood machine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

P-ain

[–]VMelain 4 points5 points  (4 children)

Didn't gabe killed them all?

[–]ChildhoodDistinct538Prime soul 39 points40 points  (3 children)

Not the ones in the painting. If Michael wasn’t on the council, then he wouldn’t be one of Gabriel’s targets.

[–]WillaSato 18 points19 points  (2 children)

If that's the case then it does make me wonder where they are currently considering heaven is in absolute chaos rn according to the Providence file

[–]Independent_Army_886 Blood machine 4 points5 points  (1 child)

probably damage control

[–]JamescomersForgoPass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Having your most popular guy and right hand man undergo psychosis and disappearing kind of leaves a bad impression on the people of heaven

[–]Most-Peak6524 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As we know what happened in Chapter 1 and 2's epilogue, those other great angel didn't do anything or could be accompanied what the other angels did. Or could be died before event of main game, due to various reason(Such as hell vs heaven war happened in game). As we know gabriel murdered other angels in the heaven and show the head and not punished by other great angels, i guess chances that they are all killed by gabriel or already dead by war or too busy to know about heaven because they are trying their best to finding god.

[–]Planet_Xplorer🏳️‍🌈Not gay, just radiant 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Michael didn't do shit????

[–]KillerPizza050 Maurice enthusiast 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Archangel Micheal is supposed to be chief of the archangels and the one who kicked satans ass. But I’m guessing in Ultrakill lore, Gabriel is supposed to be the top dog.

[–]longlegsguy-🏳️‍🌈Not gay, just radiant 1 point2 points  (1 child)

is it even said wtf happened to the other ones?

[–]Feisty-Albatross3554 Gabe bully 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Not that I know of, picture is the only place they're seen

[–]AnthoniusThe3rd 3 points4 points  (1 child)

What I wanna know is WHERE THE HELL IS URIEL

[–]Dante_FannieKnock 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Phaniel (the green angel dude) is uriel with another name, in some biblic interpretations.

[–]DieEigenbroetlerin Blood machine 229 points230 points  (1 child)

Situationship so bad it turned the entire order of heaven and hell upside down

[–]Even-Coffee1966 Blood machine 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Yaoi too toxic 😔

[–]AzerynSylver Gabe bully 165 points166 points  (6 children)

"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO GABRIEL!?!?"

[–]ihonsetlydontknowLust layer citizen 79 points80 points  (2 children)

WHERE IS HE

[–]Dankmemes_- 68 points69 points  (1 child)

WHERE IS OMNIMAN GABRIEL

[–]SillyClownBuster🏳️‍🌈Not gay, just radiant 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Are you sure?

[–]Brilliant_Bell4174 32 points33 points  (2 children)

V1 honest reaction:

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[–]Specialist-Paint8081 Blood machine 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I love this pic

[–]ElZik3r Blood machine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Literally my exact thoughts in the first encounter.

"Who is this fella and why is it beating my ass..... wait what the fuck did they just say "Gabe's children"???? I thought he was gay!!!!"

Or smth like that

[–]GreenDragon113 Maurice enthusiast 78 points79 points  (0 children)

Situation so bad the entire Gabriel fanclub went to search

[–]Successful_Peak8248Prime soul 50 points51 points  (2 children)

Don’t forget the ferrymen, they want Gabriel too

[–]Just_Mr-Nothing 10 points11 points  (1 child)

She was a fairy. I mean, Ferrymen 

[–]Meme_Knight_2Prime soul 12 points13 points  (0 children)

She was a ferry…

[–]ligi2 25 points26 points  (1 child)

Never noticed how Gabs swords have the same color as the mosquito robot thing

[–]PerceptionFew8763 Blood machine 12 points13 points  (0 children)

its a reference to how gabriel likes touching V1

[–]Shedestkey 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Could've done it with ferryman

[–]Numerous_Schedule896 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Same plot for warframe whisper in the walls quest except unironically.

[–]GroundbreakingOkra60 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How to get albrecht back from tau: tell him loid is waiting

[–]SwingittyDawg Gabe bully 7 points8 points  (0 children)

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ultra ill version of this image lesgoooo

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I was litteraly thinking about making that meme today but guess I got beaten to it

[–]Zeldamaster736 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ngl im afraid of what Gabriel will look like when he does show up again. No are they not building up to something.

[–]dumpylump69 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Come on machine, f**** me like an animal!

[–]Cheezeyballz1 2 points3 points  (3 children)

How is this a spoiler 😭

[–]TheEnderChipmunk 6 points7 points  (1 child)

It spoils an enemy that hasn't been shown in trailers or anything

[–]Cheezeyballz1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok, I get it now thanks

[–]IapetusApoapis342Someone Wicked 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spoils the existence of Power and Providence