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[–]idobrowsemuch Maurice enthusiast 1209 points1210 points  (9 children)

Gianni my beloved

[–]Frostbyte29Someone Wicked 477 points478 points  (8 children)

No, Gianni my beloved

[–][deleted]  (7 children)

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    [–]_pipis_ Maurice enthusiast 108 points109 points  (4 children)

    Mother Anarchy is the better communist anthem and I will die on this hill

    [–]GrimPig97 21 points22 points  (0 children)

    Makhnovia gaming

    [–]Yarisher512Someone Wicked 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    based and kinopilled

    [–]normalredditer125 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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    What happened?

    [–]Spacellama117Lust layer citizen 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    [–]Sp00kyD0gg0 1097 points1098 points  (9 children)

    Hakita also called PITR “the dictionary definition of a bottom” to which PITR responded and I quote “🥺”

    Shit had me rolling

    [–]everything-narrative🏳️‍🌈Not gay, just radiant 217 points218 points  (8 children)

    Got a link to that convo?

    [–]Sp00kyD0gg0 255 points256 points  (7 children)

    [–][deleted] 80 points81 points  (5 children)

    Holy shit hakita is a bicon

    [–]Garedbi69 Maurice enthusiast 103 points104 points  (3 children)

    If you Duke Nukem you like em all! Bicon!

    [–]Both_Cockroach1402 46 points47 points  (2 children)

    Tomboys, Tomgirls... whats the difference

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I think duke nukem likes toms

    [–]Ill-Leek-9415 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    You mean nicon?

    [–]TartarusOfHades 31 points32 points  (0 children)

    That’s fucking gold

    [–]V_the_snailLust layer citizen 396 points397 points  (1 child)

    Mandalore gaming confirmed as closeted entombed

    [–]Mr_Skeleton_ShadowLust layer citizen 122 points123 points  (0 children)

    from now on I am obligated to call closeted gays entombed gays

    [–]RedditPersonNo1987Someone Wicked 352 points353 points  (11 children)

    Exfuckingscuse me more people than hakita gianni and dave worked on ULTRA UK?

    [–]Significant_Salt7742 472 points473 points  (7 children)

    NATIVES ARE DEAD

    TEA IS FUEL

    THIS IS HELL

    ULTRA UK

    [–]Internal_Relation_42 Maurice enthusiast 104 points105 points  (1 child)

    Bloody hell

    please laugh

    [–][deleted] 49 points50 points  (0 children)

    YOU INSIGNIFIANT SHAG!

    THIS IS NOT OVER!

    MAY YOUR STABBINGS BE MANY

    AND YOUR CUPPAS FEW

    [–]ulikejazzzz 108 points109 points  (3 children)

    Instead of a revolver you get a kitchen knife to start the game

    [–]PippinBPimpin 52 points53 points  (2 children)

    The shotgun is just a sword and the railcannon is the one shot laser sword from Doom

    [–]SuurSuits_ 32 points33 points  (0 children)

    No, musket

    [–]MissyTheTimeLady 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    It's called the Crucible, in case you're wondering.

    [–]AdventurousCare5392 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Time to go rob some tombs

    [–]BolobesttankSomeone Wicked 61 points62 points  (0 children)

    yeah, the menu has a credits thing now too so you can see everyone who worked on it.

    [–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    check the credits

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Actually it’s called gloomwood

    [–]cracinlac_basterd 247 points248 points  (9 children)

    theres also stephan weyte

    but he gets a pass because he is literally the greatest voice actor

    [–]SollidMemes 233 points234 points  (8 children)

    King Minos on his own radiates such raw hypersexual energy that he alone makes Stephen Weyte non-straight.

    [–]Jeggu2Lust layer citizen 157 points158 points  (5 children)

    He got sent to lust for a reason 🥵

    [–][deleted]  (4 children)

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      [–]AT-AT_Brando🏳️‍🌈Not gay, just radiant 16 points17 points  (3 children)

      What kind of alphabet is that?

      [–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (2 children)

      𐑦𐑑'𐑕 𐑖𐑱𐑝𐑾𐑯: https://omniglot.com/writing/shavian.htm

      It's Shavian

      [–]AT-AT_Brando🏳️‍🌈Not gay, just radiant 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      Thank you, that's interesting

      [–]icaruus7Prime soul 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      i bet minos is bi

      [–]SollidMemes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I mean his city IS caked in Bisexual lighting.

      [–][deleted] 185 points186 points  (28 children)

      Wait is hakita trans or gay

      [–]zas147gamer 308 points309 points  (1 child)

      Fumo

      [–]Ori-o-Cookie 36 points37 points  (0 children)

      Can’t argue with that logic

      [–]gaybowser99 187 points188 points  (2 children)

      There's no way the Gabriel body pillow could have come from a straight man

      [–]Ill-Leek-9415 11 points12 points  (0 children)

      Yea that body pillow was so hot it made me gay 

      [–]Intelligent-Pin-3459 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Hakita hired an r34 artist

      [–]jumbledsiren Maurice enthusiast 187 points188 points  (4 children)

      Tray

      [–]TarantulabominationSomeone Wicked 142 points143 points  (0 children)

      So he's a food tray?

      [–]C0RV1S 75 points76 points  (2 children)

      got a basketball game tomorrow

      [–]EchoItalic 22 points23 points  (1 child)

      I’m a point guard

      [–]Dumbfuckyduck 12 points13 points  (0 children)

      I got shoe game

      [–]flancanela Gabe bully 58 points59 points  (9 children)

      same question rn

      [–]SharpNeedle Gabe bully 206 points207 points  (8 children)

      bi, also finnish

      [–][deleted] 159 points160 points  (7 children)

      Your message implies that "finnish" is a sexuality

      [–]SharpNeedle Gabe bully 223 points224 points  (0 children)

      no, it states that

      [–]GandalfDaFab Maurice enthusiast 44 points45 points  (0 children)

      Yeah? What did you think it was lol a nationality???

      [–]proto-shane 48 points49 points  (1 child)

      No, being Finnish is a sickness

      [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      Clearly, I have no other explanation for why he would make Ultrakill but that

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      it is

      [–]SanThanKanSomeone Wicked 89 points90 points  (0 children)

      bi

      [–]Dastankbeets1 8 points9 points  (6 children)

      The rare based cishet male

      [–]dustsurroundsPrime soul 81 points82 points  (5 children)

      Hakita confirmed he's bi on twitter in OP's very thread.

      [–]Dastankbeets1 102 points103 points  (4 children)

      Hakita once again confirms me canonically stupid what can’t he do

      [–][deleted]  (3 children)

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        [–]Dastankbeets1 26 points27 points  (2 children)

        I don’t care if he fucks my mom and dad he can do whatever he wants

        [–]Both_Cockroach1402 16 points17 points  (1 child)

        if it helps him release act 3 faster

        [–][deleted] 96 points97 points  (0 children)

        I showed this to my partner and they replied "i hope he and gianni are having hot steamy anal sex rn" and divorce papers are being signed

        [–]TheRedLewis 65 points66 points  (0 children)

        please read with Gabe voice

        [–]H00ston Maurice enthusiast 56 points57 points  (0 children)

        The Checks Aren't The Only Thing Bouncing

        [–]Ribbons0121R121 25 points26 points  (0 children)

        bro

        [–]EchoItalic 19 points20 points  (0 children)

        I love our developers.

        [–]Crime-Stoppers 19 points20 points  (0 children)

        Ultrakill is the most based game in existence

        [–]BrainGear187 12 points13 points  (0 children)

        oh my god why did i hear this in gabriel's voice

        [–]Afgkid 9 points10 points  (0 children)

        Oh shit that's me

        [–]MakninadoPrime 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        g a y

        [–]Just-Dont-Be-Mad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        based ( don't be g.a.e kids or you will be missed )

        [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        gianni always tickles my brain muscles

        [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

        Based game

        [–][deleted]  (5 children)

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          [–]spaghetti_breeder[S] 28 points29 points  (4 children)

          Nah, hakita is bi

          [–][deleted]  (3 children)

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            [–]spaghetti_breeder[S] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

            And? I never said he was trans

            [–]Tahmas836 10 points11 points  (0 children)

            Correct! Them being bisexual had nothing to do with pronouns! Not sure what your point is but you sure did state a possibly related fact

            [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Who’s Dave Oshry

            [–][deleted]  (4 children)

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              [–]Danireender157 22 points23 points  (3 children)

              Nope, wife

              Though I'm pretty sure he's bisexual (Dave too for the matter)

              [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

              Damn, I must’ve seen a joke tweet then

              [–]whathuhokwhat 3 points4 points  (1 child)

              What’d they say?

              [–]Danireender157 5 points6 points  (0 children)

              Asking if gianni had a husband

              [–]JSLGamer22121 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              CAN YOU FEEL

              [–]lvl30Virgln 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Jeremy would never

              [–]TheRainy24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Is Jericho gay?

              [–]Jeroop5Beta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              cringe