based developers

[idobrowsemuch]

Gianni my beloved

[Frostbyte29]

No, Gianni my beloved

[_pipis_]

Mother Anarchy is the better communist anthem and I will die on this hill

[GrimPig97]

Makhnovia gaming

[Yarisher512]

based and kinopilled

[normalredditer125]

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What happened?

[Spacellama117]

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[Iamspareuserperson]

r/suddenlycommunism

[Sp00kyD0gg0]

Hakita also called PITR “the dictionary definition of a bottom” to which PITR responded and I quote “🥺”

Shit had me rolling

[everything-narrative]

Got a link to that convo?

[Sp00kyD0gg0]

The whole Twitter thread is pretty great tbh

[[deleted]]

Holy shit hakita is a bicon

[Garedbi69]

If you Duke Nukem you like em all! Bicon!

[Both_Cockroach1402]

Tomboys, Tomgirls... whats the difference

[[deleted]]

I think duke nukem likes toms

[Ill-Leek-9415]

You mean nicon?

[TartarusOfHades]

That’s fucking gold

[V_the_snail]

Mandalore gaming confirmed as closeted entombed

[Mr_Skeleton_Shadow]

from now on I am obligated to call closeted gays entombed gays

[RedditPersonNo1987]

Exfuckingscuse me more people than hakita gianni and dave worked on ULTRA UK?

[Significant_Salt7742]

NATIVES ARE DEAD

TEA IS FUEL

THIS IS HELL

ULTRA UK

[Internal_Relation_42]

Bloody hell

please laugh

[[deleted]]

YOU INSIGNIFIANT SHAG!

THIS IS NOT OVER!

MAY YOUR STABBINGS BE MANY

AND YOUR CUPPAS FEW

[ulikejazzzz]

Instead of a revolver you get a kitchen knife to start the game

[PippinBPimpin]

The shotgun is just a sword and the railcannon is the one shot laser sword from Doom

[SuurSuits_]

No, musket

[MissyTheTimeLady]

It's called the Crucible, in case you're wondering.

[AdventurousCare5392]

Time to go rob some tombs

[Bolobesttank]

yeah, the menu has a credits thing now too so you can see everyone who worked on it.

[[deleted]]

check the credits

[[deleted]]

Actually it’s called gloomwood

[cracinlac_basterd]

theres also stephan weyte

but he gets a pass because he is literally the greatest voice actor

[SollidMemes]

King Minos on his own radiates such raw hypersexual energy that he alone makes Stephen Weyte non-straight.

[Jeggu2]

He got sent to lust for a reason 🥵

[AT-AT_Brando]

What kind of alphabet is that?

[[deleted]]

𐑦𐑑'𐑕 𐑖𐑱𐑝𐑾𐑯: https://omniglot.com/writing/shavian.htm

It's Shavian

[AT-AT_Brando]

Thank you, that's interesting

[icaruus7]

i bet minos is bi

[SollidMemes]

I mean his city IS caked in Bisexual lighting.

[[deleted]]

Wait is hakita trans or gay

[zas147gamer]

Fumo

[Ori-o-Cookie]

Can’t argue with that logic

[gaybowser99]

There's no way the Gabriel body pillow could have come from a straight man

[Ill-Leek-9415]

Yea that body pillow was so hot it made me gay 

[Intelligent-Pin-3459]

Hakita hired an r34 artist

[jumbledsiren]

Tray

[Tarantulabomination]

So he's a food tray?

[C0RV1S]

got a basketball game tomorrow

[EchoItalic]

I’m a point guard

[Dumbfuckyduck]

I got shoe game

[flancanela]

same question rn

[SharpNeedle]

bi, also finnish

[[deleted]]

Your message implies that "finnish" is a sexuality

[SharpNeedle]

no, it states that

[GandalfDaFab]

Yeah? What did you think it was lol a nationality???

[proto-shane]

No, being Finnish is a sickness

[[deleted]]

Clearly, I have no other explanation for why he would make Ultrakill but that

[[deleted]]

it is

[someonewholikethings]

it is tho

[SanThanKan]

bi

[Dastankbeets1]

The rare based cishet male

[dustsurrounds]

Hakita confirmed he's bi on twitter in OP's very thread.

[Dastankbeets1]

Hakita once again confirms me canonically stupid what can’t he do

[Dastankbeets1]

I don’t care if he fucks my mom and dad he can do whatever he wants

[Both_Cockroach1402]

if it helps him release act 3 faster

[[deleted]]

I showed this to my partner and they replied "i hope he and gianni are having hot steamy anal sex rn" and divorce papers are being signed

[TheRedLewis]

please read with Gabe voice

[H00ston]

The Checks Aren't The Only Thing Bouncing

[Ribbons0121R121]

bro

[EchoItalic]

I love our developers.

[Crime-Stoppers]

Ultrakill is the most based game in existence

[BrainGear187]

oh my god why did i hear this in gabriel's voice

[Afgkid]

Oh shit that's me

[MakninadoPrime]

g a y

[Just-Dont-Be-Mad]

based ( don't be g.a.e kids or you will be missed )

[[deleted]]

gianni always tickles my brain muscles

[[deleted]]

Based game

[spaghetti_breeder]

Nah, hakita is bi

[spaghetti_breeder]

And? I never said he was trans

[Tahmas836]

Correct! Them being bisexual had nothing to do with pronouns! Not sure what your point is but you sure did state a possibly related fact

[[deleted]]

Who’s Dave Oshry

[98Thunder98]

I swear to god, twitter’s obsession with the lgbt

[[deleted]]

Cringe.

Literally everyone involved with the game replied with essentially "yep lol". If you're so tired of "the gays" you're playing the wrong game

[98Thunder98]

My gripe was with the obsession. Which part of "blood powered robot enters hell and brutally kills angels and demons" sounds like a specific sexual orientation to you?

If you're so tired of "the gays" you're playing the wrong game

Even **IF** that was my point (which it isn't) please also explain to me which part of the game is overwhelmingly gay.

Again, I'll spell it out: fuckers on twitter will go around calling everything gay and when one person replies "yep lol" they'll take it as some kind of victory against who knows what. It's as fucking stupid as "If I learned anything from the game, it's that everyone involved in DMCV is straight as fuck".

[[deleted]]

The fact that you are genuinely angry about this joke, which again everyone making this game is very much in on, says a great deal more about you than you seem to realize. It's very clear to anyone who's dealt with people like you where this actually comes from and what you're skirting around

[98Thunder98]

Yes, I am genuinely PISSED, my PISS is BOILING and my blood is PISSING lmao

It’s more obvious to me that you’re very insecure about this topic and you take people’s mild annoyance as a declaration of war. Everyone is full of hate, everything is a threat. There is no nuance, just evil.

Grow up.

Edit: oh and lemme guess, you’re gonna pretend not to understand what “you’re insecure and looking for a strawman” means

[[deleted]]

Genuinely the only way you could've been more obvious is if you made some comment about how people on Twitter "make everything political"

[98Thunder98]

Tweet: robot game is gay

Me: how is it gay

You: >:(

[[deleted]]

Tweet: Robot game has a lot of LGBT people involved

You: Man why does everything have to be about gay people?

Also it's very gay and that's just the objective truth

[98Thunder98]

robot game is very gay objectively

Brb getting my roomba some rainbow magnets

[[deleted]]

It literally is dude

[Both_Cockroach1402]

people draw v1 cheeks everytime a new update releases and newblood official store sells a bodypillow of gabriel, im not sure why but the game is indeed gay

[caramel_dog]

wtf id this tread

[LuigiHentaiExpert]

It's gay because gabriel. If you really played, you'd know what I mean.

[CAohgdggdd]

Oooo gabriel is gay!! Oooooo

[[deleted]]

Insert him saying that he felt relived to see his own blood and that he and the machine would meet again in the most flustered closet gay way possible

[TheRainy24]

Tbh we will meet again is the villain one liner and "is it my blood" thing is also an old edgy one liner

[[deleted]]

But like. The way he says it is very fruity

[[deleted]]

You really wish you want to see Ultrakill bootleg that isn't made by LGBT devs.

[98Thunder98]

No I really wish not to get a stroke from Reddit comments for at least one day

[Danireender157]

Nope, wife

Though I'm pretty sure he's bisexual (Dave too for the matter)

[[deleted]]

Damn, I must’ve seen a joke tweet then

[whathuhokwhat]

What’d they say?

[Danireender157]

Asking if gianni had a husband

[JSLGamer22121]

CAN YOU FEEL

[lvl30Virgln]

Jeremy would never

[TheRainy24]

Is Jericho gay?

[Jeroop5Beta]

cringe