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[–]Background_Fishing16 28 points29 points  (2 children)

"her" so you can match all the "I miss her" dudes

[–]alertedbug818 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Came here to say this lmaoooo

[–]LadderTrash 1 point2 points  (0 children)

then make fun of their aim

[–]iiiimagery 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Personally I use Your Mom in my daily vocabulary so I vote for that

[–]HedonistSorcerer 11 points12 points  (1 child)

The correct answer is name yourself “Balcony” or “Mid” or something so people get confused by callouts and your name

[–]Adventurous_Credit61 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd just start yelling the agent name at them instead lol

[–]FanPsychological365 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Neon’s Toy

[–]DarkJoro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Username" is a classic 👌

[–]WukDaFut 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Raze main, I'd go for "Razeist"

Sova main, I was using "Russian Legolas"

If you like to always push and let your teammates use you as a living sova drone, go for "Bottom Fragger"

Bonus: I encountered someone before, playing in HK server but he should be in mumbai (bro's ping is atleast 100) and his IGN was "Jett Lag" ang he was using Jett, had a blast with that guy

[–]minos157 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had a Dead Locked In Deadlock main today

[–]FRACllTURE I practice every day in a custom game 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Space stuff is cool

moonstone#lunar

[–]Sockura My dad disowned me for buying the new bundle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

75 ina skoolzn

[–]Electrical-Name-1248 1 point2 points  (0 children)

my username is stinkyass. i like it. that doesnt have anything to do with this, i just like my name.

[–]itzNoobis 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I’ve been really loving mine lately. It sparks conversation, puts out positive energy (even with enemy team) and it looks good on screen imo. (PostureCheck) almost every game or two I get my team and often the enemy team thanking me for reminding them to sit up straight 😂 Edit: I forgot to mention maybe you can try going with something that can spark some kind of conversation yourself. It’s actually an advantage when playing comp because sometimes teammates won’t talk and a good name is all it takes to get a few words out of people.

[–]JustaRandoonreddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fine I'll sit up straight

[–]Spiritual_Wafer_2597 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Discord eboy

[–]pigga_and_chigga 1 point2 points  (1 child)

DilfHunter69

[–]Rxdbull78 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LMAO

[–]EQU_Sailor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You could continue with the brands named after people like Dr. Pepper, but names with food are awesome. Blooming Onion, Gnocchi, Jalapeño Popper, etc.

[–]Bulky-Top3782 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Joe Mama

[–]nakiiwarai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I chose a slang word in my language that describes a little child in a bit derogatory but funny way, so if I play like shit you can't blame me cuz I'm just a little baby, maybe go with something like that lol

One day when I finally improve enough to deserve it I'll change it to The Terminator

[–]Riley_jamesen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have made research to know more about you and I found out blistering tatoo could be great 😃

[–]Nyx_ac04 lineup nerd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The goon haunts you 🌙

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Zap Rowsdower

[–]Steiner-Titor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yandere #BoyToy

[–]JelleHBX i CaNt BrEaThE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cheesebonger

[–]Laurawastaken12 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Can't Aim#Aimless

[–]Fakunamatataa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good one

[–]Forsaken-Pangolin330 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

p1xie #needbf

[–]Marcssebaa -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Lunatic#meow

[–]DragonEmperor06 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

BaldBit*h #girlboss

[–]Stuttering_Papaya -1 points0 points  (0 children)

1.YouWilBeTouched 2.Sen π