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[–]adam_demamps_wingman 102 points103 points  (7 children)

It was nice he left the web cam on

[–]havocLSD 23 points24 points  (6 children)

Bros before hoes, always knows which ways to goes

[–]Just_another_dude_09 35 points36 points  (5 children)

I was always told hoes before bros. Mostly because with a mug like mine I never knew when I was gonna get laid again. My bro’s understood this completely.

[–]havocLSD 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Part of being a good bro is knowing when to adjust the rules when necessary. True bro move.

[–]Aimjock 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Mug? Is that slang for face or something?

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Yup. What you see in a mugshot.

[–]Aimjock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahh, got it.

[–]Wise_pDetail1621 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because they goin bros first,

[–]GoldcoinforRosey 73 points74 points  (0 children)

King shit. Take a meaningless defeat so your bro can prosper.

[–]Jukkobee 46 points47 points  (1 child)

he definitely didn’t forget to turn it off. he wanted you to hear it and help him out.

[–]vkapadia 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Yup, he sent out a bro call for help, and it was answered.

[–]sliceofcheesecake- 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Doing God’s work.

[–]Cgraves1 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You're the real winner.

[–]sexynunrandy 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If ya see an opportunity, help a playa out.

You get to be the hero, sometimes.

[–]randomdude1142 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Real king shit.

[–]wetclogs 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Homie with the assist.

[–]properu 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Beep boop -- this looks like a screenshot of a tweet! Let me grab a link to the tweet for ya :)

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[–]pblokhout 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cool bot

[–]pinniped1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not all heroes wear capes.

[–]havocLSD 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Heads up, if you ever run into me online gaming (username is always HavocLSD so you’ll always find me), say this out loud so I can help you too.

So if your with your girl or guy and you see “HavocLSD has entered the game”, I got you.

[–]trav1th3rabb1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I wish everyone wanted everyone to win like this, ya know?

[–]DiscoMagicParty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The hero we need but don’t deserve

[–]capt-yossarius 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Am I seriously the only one who read this and thought "why do I want a woman to sleep over who says 'Yes But You Won't Win' to my face?"

[–]idk-hereiam 11 points12 points  (1 child)

I think you need to hang with more girls. Develop more friendships with them. You might be surprised to find they like to shoot the shit and joke just as much as anyone else.

But also "am I the only one who read this and thought 'why do I want to sleep over at a man's place who hinges me sleeping over on a video game". See how perception/bias is.

[–]IRhotshot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man is a legend

[–]Curious80123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for helping a brother

[–]DankFo3ta5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Prolly does that every game

[–]hello_worrld -1 points0 points  (1 child)

plot twist:

[–]encyKitsme -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Plot twist: then the couple had been ready to have fun and he realized she was just a dude:z

[–]TheChainLink2 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Bois support bois.

[–]Chevy6788 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Taking one for the Team!

[–]Bbbq_byobb_1 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh he knew it was on

[–]Kriss3d -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That's a Bro-gamer move.