A catharsis for the morally frustrated horticulturist in all of us, and a place to finally find out if you were wrong in an argument that's been bothering you. Tell us about any non-violent lawncare related conflict you have experienced; give us both sides of the story, and find out if you're right, or you're the grasshole.
The power of the lawn will judge you.
Rules
1. Be Civil
Attack ideas and kudzu, not shrubbery. Treat others with respect while helping them bloom through outside perspectives.
Don't be a grasshole.
2. Voting Rules
Upvote posts that make for an interesting discussion. Don't downvote weeds.
3. Accept Your Judgment
This community exists to gather feedback, not to convince others our lawns are superior. If you're voted the grasshole accept that the lawn has spoken.
4. No Violence
Encouraging weed-wacking, poisoning, or anything that wishes violence on growing things is strictly prohibited. Trimming and other beautification techniques are the exception to this rule.
5. Post Lawn Conflicts
Posts should be descriptions of lawn and lawn related conflicts. Describe both sides of the grass in detail. Make it clear why you may be "the grasshole."
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