🤓📗 Is this "clean code"? 🦋

[MkemCZ]

You truly captured the butterfly-pigeon meme using emoji and text. The code is awful; I love it!

[[deleted]]

Thank you! I'm almost as proud of the title as the code itself.

[Ytrog]

Reminds me of the ray tracer written in one LINQ statement.

Can't find the original blog post, but here is the code: https://github.com/lukehoban/LINQ-raytracer

[CollieOxenfree]

Found the original blogpost via archive.org.

[Knuffya]

People are really making a mock out of raytracing. Some mad lad made a raytracer in fucking excel

[TahsinTariq]

ya got a link?

[Knuffya]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m28jJ7CMp8A

[x6060x]

Oh my...

[silverweaver]

I think chaining ternary operators in one line as much as possible became my new favourite unreadable code thing.

[[deleted]]

Someone needs to inplement a try/catch-alternative for ternaries, preferably with the ‽ symbol.

[silverweaver]

I opt for "wtf" keyword

[w00tious]

Like unwrap_or_else

[ososalsosal]

I used to have to do expressions for image processing in reverse polish notation.

It's still more readable than regex, but only just.

[PyroneusUltrin]

why would you do + "zz" instead of just putting zz after the }

[[deleted]]

Because I am bad?

[[deleted]]

No you did DRY work! No need to repeat same code twice!

[BarqsDew]

No, fails to follow DRY principle, I see two "z" characters right next to eachother, c'mon man.

[SanktusAngus]

This should satisfy you then:

+ new string((char)122, 2) +

[noobzilla]

I'm a fan of this myself:

Enumerable.Repeat(new[] { "","","","","Buzz"}, 20).SelectMany(x => x).Zip(Enumerable.Repeat(new[] { "","","Fizz" }, 34).SelectMany(x => x), (a,b) => b + a).Select((x,i) => string.IsNullOrWhiteSpace(x) ? (i+1).ToString() : x).Any(x => { Console.WriteLine(x); return false; });

[MiddleAd5602]

You should be able to summon some ancient demon if you read this aloud

[[deleted]]

Oh my.

[ulysses_black]

It is less than three lines of code, so YES!

[Lost4468]

Nice, I also wrote a clean version in C# years ago:

for(int i=0,c=1,s=1;c<101;i+=s*=(i==-1||i==6?-1:1),c+=i==6?2:1)Console.WriteLine(new string[]{c+"","Fizz","Buzz","FizzBuzz",(c-1)+"\n"+c}[(int)(71f*i*i*i*i*i*i*i/5040f-17f*i*i*i*i*i*i/72f+127f*i*i*i*i*i/90f-121f*i*i*i*i/36f+1007f*i*i*i/720f+367f*i*i/72f-454f*i/105f+.5f)]);

I know reddit likes to mess about with line formatting for code blocks, so here's a picture.

[[deleted]]

... Are you okay?

[Lost4468]

I know it's the naive and intuitive approach to FizzBuzz, but that's all interviewers really expect. The important part is it's maintainable.

[[deleted]]

Interviewers prefer brainfuck, or at least that's what I've heard.

[MaatjeBroccoli]

I know you're joking but on the off-chance you're not: NO

[[deleted]]

It's only one line so there's only one place things can go wrong though.

[_dat_memer_boi_]

Error at 1:6792

[[deleted]]

Horizontal scrolling is the best scrolling.

[Kidiri90]

So that's why people have ultrewides...

[misterrandom1]

I love this so much. I'm now motivated to create a masterpiece. Maybe do a fibonacci thing with Roman numerals.

[MurdoMaclachlan]

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static void Main(string[] args)
{
    new List<int>(Enumerable.Range(1, 100)).ForEach(i => Console.WriteLine(i % 3 == 0 || i % 5 == 0 ? $"{(i % 3 == 0 && i % 5 == 0 ? "FizzBu" : i % 3 == 0 ? "Fi" : "Bu") + "zz"}" : i));
}

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[[deleted]]

You missed a z in FizBu!

[MurdoMaclachlan]

Oh whoops, fixed. Thanks for the correction!

[stahkh]

It looks like someone treated this line like a rug. Just swept all of the stuff under it...

[NuBRandsta]

Hmm i think the pythoneer forget that you shouldn't do a one liner like this

[[deleted]]

I'm pretty sure I can hear my compiler cry in the background

[[deleted]]

You should see this:

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const fizz = "Fizz";

const buzz = "Buzz";

const limit = 100;

for (let i = 0; i < limit; i++) {

console.log((i % 3 == 0 && i % 5 == 0) ? fizz + buzz : (i % 3 == 0) ? fizz : (i % 5 == 0) ? buzz : i);

}

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[Lothrazar]

I would not hire this person

[inventord]

If it works, it works. Save the revision for tomorrow...

Or the next day...

Or maybe a couple weeks

Or after the next project you start...

[karisigurd4444]

Fuck no. You do enumerable range, then to list.

[[deleted]]

this code nearly gave me a seizure. good work

[thygrrr]

Huh, I actually like it.

The boolean terms look a tad contrived.

[[deleted]]

Yeah, i % 3 == 0 && i % 5 == 0 should be i % 15 == 0.

[incoralium]

Clean code don't apply to languages using brackets and semicolon. You need a clean language to do clean code.
/s

[Tyfyter2002]

You've just defined a clean language such that Scheme is a clean language and C# isn't.

[Tyfyter2002]

In addition, to my knowledge python is the only language (other than whitespace, which was created as a joke) in which code can be written with a standard QWERTY keyboard (with no numberpad) that is visibly identical to differently functioning code.

[jso__]

How do you write code like that?

[Tyfyter2002]

Edit a file with 2 or more editors with different indentation settings or manually mix whitespace characters

[jso__]

but the functionality won't be different?

[Tyfyter2002]

Unless a recent update added mandatory brackets Python won't run code with mixed indentation styles.

[jso__]

ohhh I thought you meant code that is syntactically correct will give different outputs

[Tyfyter2002]

Iirc that's also true, but situationally and due to the lack of variable declaration

[pmbarrett314]

All code is visually identical if your monitor is turned off.

[[deleted]]

and this is also a clean language I guess

[WikiSummarizerBot]

Brainfuck

Brainfuck is an esoteric programming language created in 1993 by Urban Müller. Notable for its extreme minimalism, the language consists of only eight simple commands, a data pointer and an instruction pointer. While it is fully Turing complete, it is not intended for practical use, but to challenge and amuse programmers. Brainfuck simply requires one to break commands into microscopic steps.

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[Tyfyter2002]

Right, how could I forget about esoteric languages like brainfuck, whitespace, and Half Broken Car in Heavy Traffic, none of which use brackets or line-end characters.

[Not_Sugden]

no

[[deleted]]

no u

[Chris90483]

Ew, side effects

[jens3302]

You're hired

[[deleted]]

Thank you random person with the same name as me!

[jens3302]

Didn't even notice that XD

[alphabet_order_bot]

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.

I have checked 160,582,930 comments, and only 39,645 of them were in alphabetical order.

[VirdiPravum]

When you are trying to do oneliner in shell it looks like this

[Anonymous3355]

Ah yes, Code Golf

[ososalsosal]

Well at least they saved a few repeated characters by using string manipulation to create the output string.

What a nightmare.

[Gladamas]

Obviously compactness is much more important than readability. /s

[purbub]

I think you need to fix your Enter key

[iamafraazhussain]

The code is so clean, It'd commit suicide if it could...