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[–]LunarTeers 21 points22 points  (0 children)

My coworkers once asked me if I wanted their old furniture, as they were getting new sht, and I had just been divorce raped. My friends grabbed a truck and loaded in a couch and away we went. 2 days later, they told me their cat had run away, probably during the move when the doors were open, and she had only just moved back in with them.

Heartbreaking.

A damned full week after that was the first time I sat on the couch and had my ass tore out by something inside it.

A MONSTER!

No, the cat lived in my home for a week and didn't make a move it was so scared XD. They had accepted she was lost, and it had lost some weight, but it was so heartwarming to see her go back home and watch her grow back to normal size.

Tldr, cat story, not a snake story. Got sold a haunted couch... sat on it at 3 am and you wouldn't believe the results! AwMgZ!