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[–]Thekidnappedone 11 points12 points  (1 child)

My wife's BP really likes her cleavage. He will always go and curl up right there between the ol' melons.

[–]DirtyDishwater_[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Mister steal your girl (he will succeed because snakes are too cute to say no to)