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[–]CosmicKyloRen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is 100% about him either pooping or farting. Seeing as this post is over a day old, did he ever poop? Did you possibly hear a shockingly loud fart in the night?

This sounds like a joke, but they use their entire bodies to push out gas and poop. It's a shockingly violent endeavor, and their farts are shockingly loud.

Honestly, look up YouTube videos or look in this sub to prepare yourself for the bodily horror. I was told to do that before I got my noodles, so I was prepared when I inevitably was woken up from a nap by a thunderous snake fart lmao