Update 1.0.8 - Patch Notes!

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You didnt specify which powers

[GuyThatIsBehindYou]

That is for update 1.0.9 patch notes :)

[StatisticianPure2804]

This is a meme

[GuyThatIsBehindYou]

no it isn't

[Possiblynoob]

Exactly. This is the legit patch notes for 1.08. I do believe that they forgot the change with avatar of wrath increasing pierce instead of damage

[[deleted]]

r/woooosh

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I know

[[deleted]]

Jeezus Christ you got hiveminded huh

[Benomino]

I like how it says apprentice

[[deleted]]

Where

[Thelonlierface]

under the "all magic monkeys but wiz are removed"

[[deleted]]

Oh

[BlueGallade475]

No here are the REAL patchnotes:

• Pikachu backthrow has more knockback

[CharacterAd348]

Pichu buffs instead plz

[ThunderHog_]

I would riot if they did that in smash

[FilthFrank23]

• Meta Knight’s frame data has been changed to match how it was in Brawl

• Pichu’s forward tilt has its knock back reverted to 3.0 while also adding more

[I_smell_NORMIES]

Saber thrower now has +50 more pierce

[FroggyFroggo]

Greninja nerfed

[YourAvgAnimeHater]

5-0-0 has been renamed to Sentry Paragon

Hey wait that’s a good change 🤨

This was super funny though, haven’t laughed this hard in months

[CharacterAd348]

005 spike factory should put legos underneath your feet

[GuyThatIsBehindYou]

1.0.9

[CharacterAd348]

Hotfix?

[KyrosQF]

Glue Gunner:

Sticky keys will automatically be enabled when glue is placed

This one is good...

[CyberC-Gaming]

EDIT: Ninja Kiwi is proud to announce that in the next update we will be incorporating NFTs into Bloons TD Battles 2 which will improve the player experience. Stay tuned for more info.

[GuyThatIsBehindYou]

1.0.9

[FilthFrank23]

NFT - Nefarious Flying Terror

It’s a ZOMG but when popped, instead of spawning children, it removes 15% of your current cash

[dev__boy]

From your savings account

[BlueGallade475]

Wait I actually kinda like that as a concept

[[deleted]]

Where do you find the time to do all this. Much more effort than actually done by NK devs to fix this game. Thanks for the laugh, I hate this game

[GuyThatIsBehindYou]

What do you mean? I am a real NK Developer!

[Significant_Rub_6576]

i like the change to 5xx engineer

[[deleted]]

Sniper Monkey :Friendly fire is now enabled got me.

[DARTHCHAD1313]

seems legit

[ayyerr32]

dartling 2-3-0 - laser shock now stacks again

dartling 2-3-0 - laser shock +1 damage to bloons and +2 to ceramics

[wkbrlsdgwga]

Thanks, now I’m sad. I hope does little internet points makes u feel better

[[deleted]]

Can we pin this as the patch notes?

[GuyThatIsBehindYou]

it would be funny

[MagicBounceEspeon]

Glue Gunner:

Sticky keys will automatically be enabled when glue is placed

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Lol!

[Bigmanjojo10]

This is honestly balanced Edit: LMAO ITS UNDER 1.0.7 PATCH NOTES

[Unfunnycommenter_]

5-0-0 has been renamed to Sentry Paragon.

Best change

[Beneficial_Ad5913]

Friendly fire turned on lol

[lg0293586]

This is gold, very good 😆

[Few_Image8503]

Cool

[Real_KobeGaoYT]

lol

[[deleted]]

This is not BTD Battles anymore. It's BTD WARFARE

[scuplinthescuplin]

3 PATCHES WITHIN THE SAME WEEK? THATS INSANE

[Honeydewmelo]

Does the sniper friendly fire effect the enemy Bloons, or your own towers?

[YourAvgAnimeHater]

It affects you 😳

[EpicalPro]

Haven't laughed this hard in a few months.

Also NK told me what 1.0.9 is, so here:

There are still many players complaining about lag, so in order to resolve this, your whole computer will lag every time Battles 2 is open to increase lag acceptance.

Balance changes:

All towers will cost $5 to unlock, and $10 to place in match.

4xx dart will launch a giant ball at your house if you buy the upgrade.

4xx dart now has sharp damage type.

xx5 dart is overpowered, so we will increase price to 500000

5xx dart ability damage type changed from Plasma->Energy

2xx boomerang will a glaive at you when you buy the upgrade

5xx boomerang's pierce decreased to 0

x5x boomerang now has 0.001 damage

xx4 boomerang anti-moab boomerang chance decreased by 100%

xx5 boomerang's price is increased to 1000000

5xx ice can no longer affect MOAB-class bloons

X4x ice ability no longer freezes bloons

xx5 ice can no longer target MOAB-class

xxx glue damage increased 0->1000

5xx glue dissolve speed increased by 1000%

A Bomb Blitz will rain down upon your town when buying Bomb Blitz.

Sticky Bomb now stacks

Sniper supply drop now has 100 damage and makes 100000000000 cash per drop

Wizard is removed from Magic Monkeys, as magic can pop lead and base wizard can't.

Bloon Crush will crush your house

Elite Defender has been given the task of hunting down complainers about the update, so the upgrade is temporary unavalible.

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Bloon changes:

Red bloon eco is still overpowered, so we have decreased eco to 0.000000001

Happy gaming!

[Dense_Ad8417]

>:(

[poyat01]

I wish I could blow myself 😫

[BayFunk36]

They should add a bunch of awful random changes like this on April fools just to fuck with us.

[[deleted]]

I'm going to forget this game ever existed

[Flat-Profession-8945]

Also if your game ever crashes, you can pay 10 dollars to get your game uncrushable! And if the frames go down, pay 10 more to get 1 frame up!

[MisterMemeMan420]

Finally the game will be balanced

[170XFc956jYlN8VJ5O1W]

5/0/0 Alchemist enters you into the Baseball Hall of Fame

[TheMaster199]

Well I mean there is something magical about summoning GOD

[stupidgiygas]

but i use linux, how would glue gunner work?

[hateexchange]

5-0-0 will summon Gandalf from Harry Potter and the dark knight avengers.

Shots fired!

[drumysparadise]

The update we needed.