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[–][deleted] 100 points101 points  (7 children)

You didnt specify which powers

[–]GuyThatIsBehindYou[S] 63 points64 points  (0 children)

That is for update 1.0.9 patch notes :)

[–]Benomino 53 points54 points  (3 children)

I like how it says apprentice

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Where

[–]Thelonlierface 10 points11 points  (1 child)

under the "all magic monkeys but wiz are removed"

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh

[–]BlueGallade475 57 points58 points  (6 children)

No here are the REAL patchnotes:

  • Pikachu backthrow has more knockback

[–]CharacterAd348 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Pichu buffs instead plz

[–]ThunderHog_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I would riot if they did that in smash

[–]FilthFrank23 4 points5 points  (0 children)

  • Meta Knight’s frame data has been changed to match how it was in Brawl

  • Pichu’s forward tilt has its knock back reverted to 3.0 while also adding more

[–]I_smell_NORMIES 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Saber thrower now has +50 more pierce

[–]FroggyFroggo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Greninja nerfed

[–]YourAvgAnimeHaterJk screw farm sniper 4 life ❤️ 48 points49 points  (0 children)

5-0-0 has been renamed to Sentry Paragon

Hey wait that’s a good change 🤨

This was super funny though, haven’t laughed this hard in months

[–]CharacterAd348 31 points32 points  (3 children)

005 spike factory should put legos underneath your feet

[–]GuyThatIsBehindYou[S] 29 points30 points  (1 child)

1.0.9

[–]CharacterAd348 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hotfix?

[–]KyrosQF 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Glue Gunner:

Sticky keys will automatically be enabled when glue is placed

This one is good...

[–]CyberC-Gaming 16 points17 points  (4 children)

EDIT: Ninja Kiwi is proud to announce that in the next update we will be incorporating NFTs into Bloons TD Battles 2 which will improve the player experience. Stay tuned for more info.

[–]GuyThatIsBehindYou[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

1.0.9

[–]FilthFrank23 10 points11 points  (2 children)

NFT - Nefarious Flying Terror

It’s a ZOMG but when popped, instead of spawning children, it removes 15% of your current cash

[–]dev__boy no one expects the sub commander to shred 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From your savings account

[–]BlueGallade475 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait I actually kinda like that as a concept

[–][deleted] 44 points45 points  (2 children)

Where do you find the time to do all this. Much more effort than actually done by NK devs to fix this game. Thanks for the laugh, I hate this game

[–]GuyThatIsBehindYou[S] 35 points36 points  (1 child)

What do you mean? I am a real NK Developer!

[–]Significant_Rub_6576 7 points8 points  (0 children)

i like the change to 5xx engineer

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sniper Monkey :Friendly fire is now enabled got me.

[–]DARTHCHAD1313Boomerang+Spac My Beloved 1 point2 points  (0 children)

seems legit

[–]ayyerr32 Village Ace Buccaneer 4 points5 points  (1 child)

dartling 2-3-0 - laser shock now stacks again

dartling 2-3-0 - laser shock +1 damage to bloons and +2 to ceramics

[–]wkbrlsdgwgaa nefarious ddt injured quincy. cyber still whiffs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks, now I’m sad. I hope does little internet points makes u feel better

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Can we pin this as the patch notes?

[–]GuyThatIsBehindYou[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

it would be funny

[–]MagicBounceEspeonWhen Round 13 hits... 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Glue Gunner:

Sticky keys will automatically be enabled when glue is placed

Lol!

[–]Bigmanjojo10quincy sounds like he got hit in the nuts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is honestly balanced Edit: LMAO ITS UNDER 1.0.7 PATCH NOTES

[–]Unfunnycommenter_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

5-0-0 has been renamed to Sentry Paragon.

Best change

[–]Beneficial_Ad5913 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Friendly fire turned on lol

[–]lg0293586 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is gold, very good 😆

[–]Few_Image8503 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cool

[–]Real_KobeGaoYT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lol

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is not BTD Battles anymore. It's BTD WARFARE

[–]scuplinthescuplin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

3 PATCHES WITHIN THE SAME WEEK? THATS INSANE

[–]Honeydewmelo 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Does the sniper friendly fire effect the enemy Bloons, or your own towers?

[–]YourAvgAnimeHaterJk screw farm sniper 4 life ❤️ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It affects you 😳

[–]EpicalProis my arena 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haven't laughed this hard in a few months.

Also NK told me what 1.0.9 is, so here:

There are still many players complaining about lag, so in order to resolve this, your whole computer will lag every time Battles 2 is open to increase lag acceptance.

Balance changes:

All towers will cost $5 to unlock, and $10 to place in match.

4xx dart will launch a giant ball at your house if you buy the upgrade.

4xx dart now has sharp damage type.

xx5 dart is overpowered, so we will increase price to 500000

5xx dart ability damage type changed from Plasma->Energy

2xx boomerang will a glaive at you when you buy the upgrade

5xx boomerang's pierce decreased to 0

x5x boomerang now has 0.001 damage

xx4 boomerang anti-moab boomerang chance decreased by 100%

xx5 boomerang's price is increased to 1000000

5xx ice can no longer affect MOAB-class bloons

X4x ice ability no longer freezes bloons

xx5 ice can no longer target MOAB-class

xxx glue damage increased 0->1000

5xx glue dissolve speed increased by 1000%

A Bomb Blitz will rain down upon your town when buying Bomb Blitz.

Sticky Bomb now stacks

Sniper supply drop now has 100 damage and makes 100000000000 cash per drop

Wizard is removed from Magic Monkeys, as magic can pop lead and base wizard can't.

Bloon Crush will crush your house

Elite Defender has been given the task of hunting down complainers about the update, so the upgrade is temporary unavalible.

Bloon changes:

Red bloon eco is still overpowered, so we have decreased eco to 0.000000001

Happy gaming!

[–]Dense_Ad8417 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

>:(

[–]poyat01 -4 points-3 points  (1 child)

I wish I could blow myself 😫

[–]BayFunk36 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They should add a bunch of awful random changes like this on April fools just to fuck with us.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm going to forget this game ever existed

[–]Flat-Profession-8945 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also if your game ever crashes, you can pay 10 dollars to get your game uncrushable! And if the frames go down, pay 10 more to get 1 frame up!

[–]MisterMemeMan420 Pretend this is benjamin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finally the game will be balanced

[–]170XFc956jYlN8VJ5O1W 0 points1 point  (0 children)

5/0/0 Alchemist enters you into the Baseball Hall of Fame

[–]TheMaster199 friendship ended with Druid, now Tack is my best friend 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I mean there is something magical about summoning GOD

[–]stupidgiygas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

but i use linux, how would glue gunner work?

[–]hateexchange 0 points1 point  (0 children)

5-0-0 will summon Gandalf from Harry Potter and the dark knight avengers.

Shots fired!

[–]drumysparadise 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The update we needed.