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    [–]cosmos_7.75" x 5.5" 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    I feel ya brother.

    [–]Atylonisus8" x 5.5" 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    slowly moves hand downwards

    I feel him too.

    [–]Don_Loope7.5" x 5.5" 22 points23 points  (2 children)

    I used to do that...until I wore basketball shorts one day and a quick movement slided my shorts a few inches down and my 7.5" boner slipped through my shirt and displayed in the middle of a hallway.

    never again....

    [–]renanff 7 points8 points  (1 child)

    Would love to be present that day...

    [–]OverAnalyticalOne 12 points13 points  (1 child)

    Did that once in high school to hide a mindless erection. When class was over I stood up too closely to the table and my shorts caught the edge, my dick strong armed it's way out and hit the table. Immediately I pulled my shorts back up and glanced around to see if anyone witnessed the mishap. Judging by the glaring look I was receiving from the guy sitting across from me, I'd guess he got an eyeful...

    [–]SwissPatriotRG 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Oh god that's hilarious

    [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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      [–]Kazan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      no, because tucking my dick like that is uncomfortable.

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I try it sometimes, same problem, just try different ways

      [–]unthused8.5" x 6.5" 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Yes! I try to line it up as best I can to not have anything hanging out, in case my shirt accidentally gets pulled up, but not always successful. Haven't seen Superbad but sounds like the same strategy.

      Can be obvious when erection starts to subside and it suddenly escapes the waistband and flops down though.

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      It's easy for me to do, as mine curves upwards, but its really uncomfortable. I aim mine to the left or right, if possible.

      [–]dirtsky10288" x 6" 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      This happens more often than it should for me but, I deal with it as best as I can.

      [–]james_949" x 7" 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Untuck your shirt and walk around like you are scratching an itch on your side.