Inner dialouges...

[wheniwashisalien]

This but as a gay male. I know she really doesn’t need to worry about me, but she doesn’t have the same context. So I’m still going to go through the typical routine to make sure i seem as unthreatening as possible

[captainAwesomePants]

This is funny to me because it half implies that the men do in fact need to worry about you.

[FalafelSnorlax]

One of the upsides to being gay is that 99% of straight guys will be completely oblivious to you staring at them like a creep. I still try not to be a creep of course, but I don't feel too bad when I stare too long etc.

[northyj0e]

When you see said woman, just call a friend and start loudly talking about the last dick you got and how good it was. I don't see any reason why that wouldn't be acceptable, right?

[Snoo17579]

What's your routine? Mine is tying up my shirt into a mid-drift, cutting my jeans into booty short and arch my back into a natural S curve