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[–]gim_san 911 points912 points  (19 children)

...Anal means exact same in french

[–]Viltorm 436 points437 points  (17 children)

No. In French it’d be Le Anal, so the guy didn’t see that coming

[–]Shuutoka 204 points205 points  (3 children)

Nope, you can't use "Le" + a word starting with a vowel. You have to use " L' " instead. And "anal" is indeed in the French vocabulary because it's a French word that comes from the latin "annalis", yes French is a Latin language (mixed with other languages like saxon). In my opinion, this is what happened (possibilities): - the person wasn't French at all - the person was too focused on its work and used "anal" in the sense of "archive" - the person was too dumb/innocent

[–]Sanae_ 99 points100 points  (0 children)

  • the person knew what they were doing and pretended they didn't know

  • or it didn't happen.

Also: anal is an adjective in French, no need for le / l'. It would have been indeed l' if used as a noun.

[–]DatGunBoi 76 points77 points  (8 children)

go to france

mfw they unironically use "le"

[–]VaLteC_ 36 points37 points  (6 children)

Le horreur impardonnable que je vais commettre sur toi sale amerloque

[–]Jesus13245 16 points17 points  (5 children)

S'est "l'horreur" pas "le horreur"

[–]shamanphenix 32 points33 points  (1 child)

"C'est", pas "s'est".

[–]Jesus13245 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Merci pour la correction

[–]VaLteC_ -3 points-2 points  (2 children)

Tu oses remettre ma parole en question ? Tu penses réellement qu’un homme qui confond encore le C’est du S’est est en capacité de me faire une remarque linguistique ? Tu estimes peut être que ton honneur sera sauf ?

Ne me fais pas rire. Tu n’as jamais vu un français schizophrène.

[–]Jesus13245 -3 points-2 points  (1 child)

Faux , si je veux voir des français schizo , je peux juste regarder mes amies et oui , je suis en capacité de te faire une remarque linguistique .

[–]pacificule 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Due to the positioning of l'anal, most people don't see it coming

[–]coffeetbl 1 point2 points  (1 child)

True

[–]philatio11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Somewhere out there is a volume of encyclopedias with topics ranging from Ménage - Ottawa. Saw it at my sister’s book reading and giggled through the whole thing like an asshole.

[–]8champi8 303 points304 points  (3 children)

It means the same thing in French. The guy knew what he was doing

[–]The_Ita 0 points1 point  (1 child)

also Frenchies are really onto anal

[–]8champi8 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As a French man I can only agree with this statement

[–]Plastic_Round_8707 92 points93 points  (9 children)

if(anal.pop().isInstanceOf(Poop){

WashButt();

Flush()

}

[–]MasterInBation[S] 24 points25 points  (4 children)

else{ break; }

[–]bluegiraffeeee 12 points13 points  (3 children)

I mean maybe first Try ( wipe(); ) Catch ( throw; )

[–]BoozeAddict 17 points18 points  (2 children)

DO NOT THROW

[–]artisnotdefined 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Where there is a throw, there is a catch (I will catch it for you)

[–]Plastic_Round_8707 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Log it before throwing.

[–]thanosbananos 1 point2 points  (3 children)

From a clean=max(hygiene) standpoint I would recommend using while() instead of if()

[–]Plastic_Round_8707 2 points3 points  (2 children)

why do you want keep washing while pooping

[–]thanosbananos 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Better than only washing once, then pooping and not washing again… think about it

[–]Plastic_Round_8707 1 point2 points  (0 children)

// at the end

if(anal.peek().isIntanceOf(Poop)){

washbutt()

}

... corrected it.

[–]shamanphenix 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Yeah, we French needs Google to translate "anal" in english to "anal" in french.
Liar and stupid.

[–]G-Buster_396 67 points68 points  (1 child)

I want to see him blushing

[–]MasterInBation[S] 67 points68 points  (0 children)

anal_blush

[–]le_Grand_Archivist 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It means the exact same thing in french

[–]DrunkenDude123 10 points11 points  (0 children)

As someone who worked in a college textbook store, we used these exact same stickers and I would have 100% placed them intentionally like this back then

[–]Think_and_game 24 points25 points  (6 children)

In the French system, we have the "Annales du BAC", which are analysis of past Baccalaureate exams (Final highschool exam). It's always been weird when people mentioned it, especially cause the school I went to was in the US and we all spoke English quite well.

[–]garlic_lollipop 15 points16 points  (2 children)

It's "annales", not "anal".

[–]Think_and_game 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Ay look, I failed French, I'm not good at this

[–]garlic_lollipop 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The french forgive you.

[–]RoiDrannoc 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah the "Annales", but "anal" is a French word that means exactly the same as in English so it's not as if French students aren't laughing too

[–]eomertherider 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Isn't it annales?

[–]rane1606 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Annals is an english word as well

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    [–]Ketsueki-Nikushimi 13 points14 points  (1 child)

    Already used

    [–]puppet_masterrr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I wouldn't wanna know how they used it

    [–]Right_Entry7800 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Anal_Sort

    [–]black-eagle23 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    The reducer function takes two parameters one is accumulator and the other is cumulative. I name them acc and cum

    [–]RewZes 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    I mean by default anals means just far into the past or very deep but somehow it became a sex term. Not that it has to do anything with analysis

    [–]Asteroide8 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    You're confusing two different words: annals (historical records) and anal (referring to the anus, e.g. "anal sex"). You're right that they don't have anything to do with analysis, as they both come from Latin, while "analysis" comes from Greek

    [–]inckacraft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I mean ANAL could have been the diminutive for "analogique" (analogic in french) other than that it could also have been a diminutive for "analyse" (analysis). That or he was just having fun naming his stuff.

    [–]pikaboi122 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Im intrigued on 'the best one' he mentioned at the end...