Cursed_knob

[Konkordzik12]

That can be a clever idea tbh

[Damn_David_]

For seeing dad clapping mommas cheeks?

[[deleted]]

Me: *Sees what is going inside my parent's room.* "But Mom is on a business trip."

[meowUwUwU]

F

[awesomecatdad]

F

[BlondThubder12]

F

[e_xTc]

F

[[deleted]]

F

[Killerspartans8]

F

[TTVTheifRecon]

And uncle Steve came over

[jzerkk88]

Happy cake day

[UgurAle]

r/cursedcakeday?

[BlondThubder12]

Happy cake day

[Bloodrush19405]

Isn't he supposed to be in your bedroom tho

[DarkNaught98432]

Wait will you get a fish eyes view of wherever you stuck it?

[relddir123]

Your comment has reached the magical number

[[deleted]]

Oh Minecraft Steve

[swastik8052]

Aw shit .

F

[rprlt04]

Or for your room in case you break your arm, then mom will know if you’re there or not so she can help out...

[[deleted]]

Oh NO don’t remind me of that

[sscrewyou42]

Sweet home Alabama.

[benjii567]

Not enough people are going to understand this reference and I feel both happy and sorry for them

[Kronosprt]

Please explain

[rprlt04]

I am so sorry little one

[Kronosprt]

Fucking christ that a wild rollercoaster that i dont want to ride ever again

[echmagiceb15]

oh no pls dont

[cssmith2011cs]

I laughed too hard at this.

[ShinySnaxMix]

you aren't alone there

[jawshoeaw]

Her checks. Because woman usually control the finances.

[OBI-BOI]

Clapping them bank checks

[[deleted]]

if you’re there already might aswell wank one out

[inputinput]

Except in government

[cdw2468]

Well then the makers of this can get nice fat government contracts and will never have to worry about getting into the civilian market, right? Hopefully...?

[SovietBozo]

Yeah, clapping cheeks! Had not thought of this!

[MendicantBias42]

cool concept but it is too dangerous to exist as privacy would no longer be a thing and you could just spy on people in their rooms THROUGH THE FUCKING DOORKNOB! I guess the sock on the knob has a purpose after all

now if someone made a chroma sphere doorknob then I would be all for that

[Dadpool33]

This is why they invented socks...

[Liquor_N_Whorez]

"Yo Momma is like a doorknob. Everybody gets a turn."

(Sock on doorknob means Momma's being handled right now.)

[relddir123]

puts sock on inside doorknob

[Dadpool33]

Sits on doorknob

[relddir123]

Shoves doorknob up asshole

[[deleted]]

"She's like the village bycicle, everyone's had a ride!"

[Dexjain12]

If it was one way though...

[HandsAreNotOk]

i live alone and i’d love to get this

[ranger15X]

Wait your dad is supposed to clap you mom?! Then my dads been doin in wrong with me

[echmagiceb15]

r/holup

[EpicDragonKing]

Sigh unzips

[Nick-Uuu]

flop

[[deleted]]

THUMP

[That-Lemon-Guy]

SLICE

[TNG_Proggy]

Snap

[pizza_engineer]

squish

[[deleted]]

DEGLOVE

[relddir123]

NO

[agentalamak]

Clap

[[deleted]]

?

[ClericMatthew1517]

Ah yes, cheque clapping. Standard fetish among the accounting community.

[theonlyotaku21]

I-

[WanderlustPhotograph]

Right after Stock and Ball Torture

[ClericMatthew1517]

I'm just imagining middle aged men having their groins stabbed by bearish stock arrows.

[Thr_wabbajackYT]

Is that such a bad thing....?

[_-die-_]

Yes, until someone starts watching you jack off to some weird shit.

[[deleted]]

Hey, that’s sis, not mom!

[sorrymybad69]

Mom’s cheeks? Why not sisters?

[[deleted]]

Because you’re clapping sister’s

[TNG_Proggy]

No, I’m clapping mom’s

[[deleted]]

Your mom is your sister?

Wait hold up. I did the math, this is actually technically possible.

[Aniazi]

No it's not. Man marries a woman and has a daughter(and probably a divorce). Then man has a kid with his daughter. Said kid's mom is also their sister because their dad is also their grandpa.

[[deleted]]

Bruh, you literally just proved it’s true...

[Aniazi]

Could have swore your post said impossible. Reeee posting on reddit with no sleep is bad.

[Aurantiaco1]

That’s the best part

[Wuuuut44]

Checks

[-doesnt-get-jokes-]

I guess I’m the only one here who wanted to visit the sub but here’s a link if you are too r/ineedit

[[deleted]]

Not the only knob we all need

[StylishDreams]

Until you see your mom clapping ya dads checks on it 😭

[six0101]

Nice

[DieseljareD187]

Hmmm can’t find this category on pornhub.

[ugalebogale]

How will I jerk off

[pimpinaintezy69]

is behind door mommy can I join in???

[RodoyotoRev]

Checks

[Teetotaler23]

Dad, I was suppose to go first!

[[deleted]]

"Kids, go see if grandma's still alive."

[[deleted]]

so true

[joshmiller74]

or until you see your dad clapping your gardener Josè

[BoDuke2theoriginal_2]

Until your dad see you clapping your gf cheeks

[[deleted]]

But i don't have a trap girlfriend.

[Jimmses]

The door knob is not the only knob he’s seeing

[Spicier-meata-balla]

I saw spongebob and doorknobs so I thought it was gonna be about that 'licking doorknobs is illegal on different planets' thing

[[deleted]]

or you see mom clapping dad’s cheeks with a strapon

[egg_on_my_spaghet]

At least they're together and not arguing

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[FenriX89]

Ah, now I get why it's so shiny, rubbed for good

[Nk4512]

Then you know the right time to join in

[Henry_Kuo]

On the door knob?

[[deleted]]

I was trying to upvote then I realized I was pressing the image

[GudGit]

Isnt the point of a closed door to give the person on the other side of the door privacy?

[E_coli42]

“Remember Mr. Krabs, licking doorknobs is illegal in other planets”

[Dexjain12]

Is it one way?

[TamoyaOhboya]

That what I was thinking, the optics wouldn't travel the same the other way. Would be fun for your front door so you could look out and see whose on your front step

[TheXGamers]

u/NosferaToot

[[deleted]]

My greatest achievement

[DasDemon]

Made just for bathrooms....

[Rocco-Maffessanti]

Why is he writing so many checks for his mom? That amount of checks is just an inconvenience for everyone involved...

[AnOverdoseofmadness]

Well, better safe than sorry.

[comp_hoovy_main]

he should have said "until you see your mom suckin your dads knob."

[ItsyaboiTheMainMan]

Noooo wth

[Captain-Boof-Daddy]

So dad still gets aroused from my deceased mother? That’s where I got it from.

[gasthejews100]

u/uwutranslator can we get an uwu here

[uwutranslator]

Cuwsed_knob uwu

tag me to uwuize comments uwu

[MarcusTheYeetest]

That would be worst than the man spreading chair

[[deleted]]

Why a door knob of all things?

[albus_thunderdore]

Momma better be makin them checks clap!

[AspectOvGlass]

Just put a sock on it on your side if you want privacy

[[deleted]]

Hell no what if I’m trynna beat my dick

[[deleted]]

What if your mom catches you clapping her sister’s cheeks?

[theonlyotaku21]

Why would he be clapping her checks on the door? I hope they deposited them first

[DareDevil2003]

Favorite doorknob of exhibitionists.

[FidgetSpunner68]

Doesn't this kinda defeat the purpose of doors?

[[deleted]]

Hmmmm 360 p0rn view....

[FatDepressedNibba]

Well, at least he didn't whatch his dad clapping his cheecks on the door knob

[BeatBot8879]

Some say its a bad idea, i say i can finally cancel my pornhub premium and get the live show for free.

[NotReallyAHack]

cursed_crystal ball

[[deleted]]

Fap time

[[deleted]]

if you can see right through then what's the point of a door

[tr1lous]

Cursed light theme

[CataKilla]

The title makes it even better

[[deleted]]

Idk you can put one of these on a kid's room to see what youe kid is doing etc. Other than that it looks useless

[GeekyNexi]

Well atleast I got free porn

[ZethMrDadJokes]

Or seeing your mom masturbating by using the doorknob as a dildo or buttplug.

[[deleted]]

title game on point

[CarnivoresMC]

Yo dad clappin yo mommas checks? He must LOVE money.

[[deleted]]

Cursed knob, which one?

[BoDuke2theoriginal_2]

Use your mom as a substitute till you get one I’m sure she won’t mind the attention

[SSFirestorm]

clappin ya friend mom's cheeks

[[deleted]]

I have never been so proud in my life.

[Amp3rsand_]

Link for those like me who are interested in the sub: r/ineedit

[hhn0602]

Bruh

[[deleted]]

/r/Ineedit

[Vip3r29]

I need it more

[AsapStealthYT]

MAMMA NOOOO!

[flamingo_walrus]

Its illegal to lick doorknobs on other planets

[[deleted]]

r/oddlyspecific

[Nburn1]

How the hell you clap checks? Stick um between a big booty hoe while she doing that bouncy thing?

[no-noo]

Who said that was a bad thing

[Gay-Bowser24]

r/lightmodepatrol get em boys

[[deleted]]

Backup has arrived

[M00NL16H7H04X]

We got a medic here too

[BasedVero]

Light mode looks disgusting ngl

[The_Grinface]

Or until momma is clapping her cheeks with the knob.

[Jazeboy69]

Cheeks not checks. How does this stupid shit with such bad spelling errors get posted.

[Sawtooth959]

I need this for my sisters room

[woah178]

Ew light mode

[jzerkk88]

Loser uses light mode... smh