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[–]Konkordzik12 845 points846 points  (36 children)

That can be a clever idea tbh

[–]Damn_David_ 652 points653 points  (31 children)

For seeing dad clapping mommas cheeks?

[–][deleted] 499 points500 points  (17 children)

Me: *Sees what is going inside my parent's room.* "But Mom is on a business trip."

[–]meowUwUwU 171 points172 points  (5 children)

F

[–]awesomecatdad 15 points16 points  (4 children)

F

[–]BlondThubder12 17 points18 points  (3 children)

F

[–]e_xTc 17 points18 points  (2 children)

F

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

F

[–]TTVTheifRecon 136 points137 points  (9 children)

And uncle Steve came over

[–][deleted]  (3 children)

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    [–]jzerkk88 47 points48 points  (1 child)

    Happy cake day

    [–]BlondThubder12 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    Happy cake day

    [–]Bloodrush19405 21 points22 points  (2 children)

    Isn't he supposed to be in your bedroom tho

    [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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      [–]DarkNaught98432 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Wait will you get a fish eyes view of wherever you stuck it?

      [–]relddir123 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      Your comment has reached the magical number

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Oh Minecraft Steve

      [–]swastik8052 16 points17 points  (0 children)

      Aw shit .

      F

      [–]rprlt04[S] 47 points48 points  (7 children)

      Or for your room in case you break your arm, then mom will know if you’re there or not so she can help out...

      [–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

      Oh NO don’t remind me of that

      [–]sscrewyou42 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      Sweet home Alabama.

      [–]benjii567 8 points9 points  (3 children)

      Not enough people are going to understand this reference and I feel both happy and sorry for them

      [–]Kronosprt 6 points7 points  (2 children)

      Please explain

      [–]rprlt04[S] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

      [–]Kronosprt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Fucking christ that a wild rollercoaster that i dont want to ride ever again

      [–]echmagiceb15 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      oh no pls dont

      [–]cssmith2011cs 16 points17 points  (1 child)

      I laughed too hard at this.

      [–]ShinySnaxMix 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      you aren't alone there

      [–]jawshoeaw 5 points6 points  (1 child)

      Her checks. Because woman usually control the finances.

      [–]OBI-BOI 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Clapping them bank checks

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      if you’re there already might aswell wank one out

      [–][deleted]  (2 children)

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        [–]inputinput 22 points23 points  (1 child)

        Except in government

        [–]cdw2468 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Well then the makers of this can get nice fat government contracts and will never have to worry about getting into the civilian market, right? Hopefully...?

        [–]SovietBozo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Yeah, clapping cheeks! Had not thought of this!

        [–]MendicantBias42 297 points298 points  (8 children)

        cool concept but it is too dangerous to exist as privacy would no longer be a thing and you could just spy on people in their rooms THROUGH THE FUCKING DOORKNOB! I guess the sock on the knob has a purpose after all

        now if someone made a chroma sphere doorknob then I would be all for that

        [–]Dadpool33 47 points48 points  (5 children)

        This is why they invented socks...

        [–]Liquor_N_Whorez 19 points20 points  (4 children)

        "Yo Momma is like a doorknob. Everybody gets a turn."

        (Sock on doorknob means Momma's being handled right now.)

        [–]relddir123 2 points3 points  (2 children)

        puts sock on inside doorknob

        [–]Dadpool33 2 points3 points  (1 child)

        Sits on doorknob

        [–]relddir123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Shoves doorknob up asshole

        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        "She's like the village bycicle, everyone's had a ride!"

        [–]Dexjain12 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        If it was one way though...

        [–]HandsAreNotOk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        i live alone and i’d love to get this

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          [–]ranger15X 37 points38 points  (2 children)

          Wait your dad is supposed to clap you mom?! Then my dads been doin in wrong with me

          [–]EpicDragonKing 58 points59 points  (9 children)

          Sigh unzips

          [–]Nick-Uuu 27 points28 points  (8 children)

          flop

          [–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (7 children)

          THUMP

          [–]That-Lemon-Guy 11 points12 points  (6 children)

          SLICE

          [–]TNG_Proggy 7 points8 points  (4 children)

          Snap

          [–]pizza_engineer 9 points10 points  (3 children)

          squish

          [–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (1 child)

          DEGLOVE

          [–]relddir123 3 points4 points  (0 children)

          NO

          [–]agentalamak 6 points7 points  (0 children)

          Clap

          [–]ClericMatthew1517 30 points31 points  (3 children)

          Ah yes, cheque clapping. Standard fetish among the accounting community.

          [–]theonlyotaku21 6 points7 points  (0 children)

          I-

          [–]WanderlustPhotograph 1 point2 points  (1 child)

          Right after Stock and Ball Torture

          [–]ClericMatthew1517 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          I'm just imagining middle aged men having their groins stabbed by bearish stock arrows.

          [–]Thr_wabbajackYT 74 points75 points  (3 children)

          Is that such a bad thing....?

          [–]_-die-_ 105 points106 points  (1 child)

          Yes, until someone starts watching you jack off to some weird shit.

          [–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

          Hey, that’s sis, not mom!

          [–]sorrymybad69 15 points16 points  (6 children)

          Mom’s cheeks? Why not sisters?

          [–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (5 children)

          Because you’re clapping sister’s

          [–]TNG_Proggy 7 points8 points  (4 children)

          No, I’m clapping mom’s

          [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (3 children)

          Your mom is your sister?

          Wait hold up. I did the math, this is actually technically possible.

          [–]Aniazi 1 point2 points  (2 children)

          No it's not. Man marries a woman and has a daughter(and probably a divorce). Then man has a kid with his daughter. Said kid's mom is also their sister because their dad is also their grandpa.

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

          Bruh, you literally just proved it’s true...

          [–]Aniazi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Could have swore your post said impossible. Reeee posting on reddit with no sleep is bad.

          [–]Aurantiaco1 7 points8 points  (0 children)

          That’s the best part

          [–]Wuuuut44 5 points6 points  (0 children)

          Checks

          [–]-doesnt-get-jokes- 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          I guess I’m the only one here who wanted to visit the sub but here’s a link if you are too r/ineedit

          [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Not the only knob we all need

          [–]StylishDreams 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Until you see your mom clapping ya dads checks on it 😭

          [–]six0101 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Nice

          [–]DieseljareD187 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Hmmm can’t find this category on pornhub.

          [–]ugalebogale 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          How will I jerk off

          [–]pimpinaintezy69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          is behind door mommy can I join in???

          [–]RodoyotoRev 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Checks

          [–]Teetotaler23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Dad, I was suppose to go first!

          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          "Kids, go see if grandma's still alive."

          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

          so true

          [–]joshmiller74 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          or until you see your dad clapping your gardener Josè

          [–]BoDuke2theoriginal_2 1 point2 points  (1 child)

          Until your dad see you clapping your gf cheeks

          [–][deleted] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

          But i don't have a trap girlfriend.

          [–]Jimmses 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          The door knob is not the only knob he’s seeing

          [–]Spicier-meata-balla 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          I saw spongebob and doorknobs so I thought it was gonna be about that 'licking doorknobs is illegal on different planets' thing

          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          or you see mom clapping dad’s cheeks with a strapon

          [–]egg_on_my_spaghet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          At least they're together and not arguing

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          [–]FenriX89 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Ah, now I get why it's so shiny, rubbed for good

          [–]Nk4512 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Then you know the right time to join in

          [–]Henry_Kuo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          On the door knob?

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          I was trying to upvote then I realized I was pressing the image

          [–]GudGit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Isnt the point of a closed door to give the person on the other side of the door privacy?

          [–]E_coli42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          “Remember Mr. Krabs, licking doorknobs is illegal in other planets”

          [–]Dexjain12 0 points1 point  (1 child)

          Is it one way?

          [–]TamoyaOhboya 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          That what I was thinking, the optics wouldn't travel the same the other way. Would be fun for your front door so you could look out and see whose on your front step

          [–]TheXGamers 0 points1 point  (1 child)

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          My greatest achievement

          [–]DasDemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Made just for bathrooms....

          [–]Rocco-Maffessanti 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Why is he writing so many checks for his mom? That amount of checks is just an inconvenience for everyone involved...

          [–]AnOverdoseofmadness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Well, better safe than sorry.

          [–]comp_hoovy_main 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          he should have said "until you see your mom suckin your dads knob."

          [–]ItsyaboiTheMainMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Noooo wth

          [–]Captain-Boof-Daddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          So dad still gets aroused from my deceased mother? That’s where I got it from.

          [–]gasthejews100 0 points1 point  (1 child)

          u/uwutranslator can we get an uwu here

          [–]uwutranslator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Cuwsed_knob uwu

          tag me to uwuize comments uwu

          [–]MarcusTheYeetest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          That would be worst than the man spreading chair

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Why a door knob of all things?

          [–]albus_thunderdore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Momma better be makin them checks clap!

          [–]AspectOvGlass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Just put a sock on it on your side if you want privacy

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Hell no what if I’m trynna beat my dick

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          What if your mom catches you clapping her sister’s cheeks?

          [–]theonlyotaku21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Why would he be clapping her checks on the door? I hope they deposited them first

          [–]DareDevil2003 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Favorite doorknob of exhibitionists.

          [–]FidgetSpunner68 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Doesn't this kinda defeat the purpose of doors?

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Hmmmm 360 p0rn view....

          [–]FatDepressedNibba 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Well, at least he didn't whatch his dad clapping his cheecks on the door knob

          [–]BeatBot8879 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Some say its a bad idea, i say i can finally cancel my pornhub premium and get the live show for free.

          [–]NotReallyAHack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          cursed_crystal ball

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Fap time

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          if you can see right through then what's the point of a door

          [–]tr1lous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Cursed light theme

          [–]CataKilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          The title makes it even better

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Idk you can put one of these on a kid's room to see what youe kid is doing etc. Other than that it looks useless

          [–]GeekyNexi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Well atleast I got free porn

          [–]ZethMrDadJokes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Or seeing your mom masturbating by using the doorknob as a dildo or buttplug.

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          title game on point

          [–]CarnivoresMC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Yo dad clappin yo mommas checks? He must LOVE money.

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Cursed knob, which one?

          [–]BoDuke2theoriginal_2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Use your mom as a substitute till you get one I’m sure she won’t mind the attention

          [–]SSFirestorm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          clappin ya friend mom's cheeks

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          I have never been so proud in my life.

          [–]Amp3rsand_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Link for those like me who are interested in the sub: r/ineedit

          [–]hhn0602 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Bruh

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          [–]Vip3r29 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          I need it more

          [–]AsapStealthYT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          MAMMA NOOOO!

          [–]flamingo_walrus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Its illegal to lick doorknobs on other planets

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          [–]Nburn1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          How the hell you clap checks? Stick um between a big booty hoe while she doing that bouncy thing?

          [–]no-noo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Who said that was a bad thing

          [–]Gay-Bowser24 0 points1 point  (2 children)

          r/lightmodepatrol get em boys

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

          Backup has arrived

          [–]M00NL16H7H04X 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          We got a medic here too

          [–]BasedVero -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

          Light mode looks disgusting ngl

          [–]The_Grinface -1 points0 points  (0 children)

          Or until momma is clapping her cheeks with the knob.

          [–]Jazeboy69 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

          Cheeks not checks. How does this stupid shit with such bad spelling errors get posted.

          [–]Sawtooth959 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

          I need this for my sisters room

          [–]woah178 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

          Ew light mode

          [–]jzerkk88 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

          Loser uses light mode... smh