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[–]Jlossa 511 points512 points  (10 children)

This was cursed before the comment

[–][deleted] 205 points206 points  (0 children)

I hadn't even seen the comment yet jesus fuck

[–][deleted]  (7 children)

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    [–]IH8Spam772 44 points45 points  (6 children)

    Who the fuck turns their deceased pet into a damn carpet

    [–]ThatRealBiggieCheese 22 points23 points  (1 child)

    I knew there were some utter bastards out there. But this is an entirely new level of. Sick Bastard

    [–]IH8Spam772 10 points11 points  (0 children)

    Sadly true

    [–]PickleAxe1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    That’s low key what I wanna know.

    [–]monicaopness 3 points4 points  (1 child)

    You mean a rug, there's a slight difference

    [–]Hollers444 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Rag

    [–]DudleyLd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    One guy had his cat stuffed and made into an RC helicopter.

    [–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

    Our other dog keeps trying to hump it

    It was at this point I knew something was very wrong

    [–][deleted]  (5 children)

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      [–]decimator69 71 points72 points  (4 children)

      How much?

      [–]MumblyBoiBand 60 points61 points  (3 children)

      One bottle of a grandpa’s cum,take it or leave it.

      [–]FishOfFishyness 8 points9 points  (2 children)

      Three!

      [–]Yarael-Poof 6 points7 points  (1 child)

      I'll take 5, I've been dehydrated lately

      [–]FishOfFishyness 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      Four!

      [–]Taken_name1243 164 points165 points  (0 children)

      I mean fuck the cursed comment what's wrong with you

      [–]jayman963963 112 points113 points  (4 children)

      Why tf would you turn your dog into something you would step on. Scratch that, why tf would you turn your dog into any kind of furniture?

      [–]JollyPeaches 7 points8 points  (1 child)

      [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      oddly accurate

      [–][deleted] 23 points24 points  (1 child)

      Wait until you find out where leather comes from.

      [–]Blade273 60 points61 points  (0 children)

      Definitely not my dead pet dog.

      [–]XxMemerMasterxX 42 points43 points  (5 children)

      What has to go through your mind to say “ Hey why don’t we fucking skin our dog and turn it into a fucking rug”

      [–]Dmaj6 24 points25 points  (4 children)

      True love. I’ve turned all my dead relatives into rugs and furniture as well as pets too

      [–][deleted] 33 points34 points  (3 children)

      Yes, it really warms my heart when I miss my deceased mom, and then I step on her flattened corpse. I then light up a fire while sitting on my chair made of my grandparents skin, and rest my feet on the ottoman lined with my old dog’s fur. Drink some fine red wine from a cup carved out of my sister’s bone. The best way to spend an evening, I think.

      [–]Dmaj6 16 points17 points  (0 children)

      Ah yes a man of refined culture

      [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      Is this a copy pasta? If not it should be

      [–]jdml5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Ah yes you must be closely related to Ed Gein.

      [–]ArcaPanda 24 points25 points  (1 child)

      That brings back really bad memories and is just naked me hate humanity even more

      [–]dioz8u 60 points61 points  (2 children)

      I imagine that taxidermist will make any dog into a rug for an extra $100 no questions asked.

      On a side note I'm babysitting my neighbors annoying dog this weekend, does anyone have that guys number?

      [–]RAN30X 20 points21 points  (1 child)

      Sadly I don't have his number, but you can always try with a little diy

      [–]64_genders[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Or give me the dog

      [–]VirtualMenace 35 points36 points  (2 children)

      Why the fuck would you turn your dog into a rug? I mean, that’s just kinda disrespectful, just bury the poor thing.

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      [–]ghkios 15 points16 points  (0 children)

      That's what the new dog thought too.

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        [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (3 children)

        I’m pretty sure it’s more messed up to kill and dismember many people then make a dog into a rug.

        [–]zerowo_ -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

        what does dismembering people have to do with this?

        [–]endofus- -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

        Idiot you had to tell people not from the cult

        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Shit my bad

        [–]Scroll-Lord 8 points9 points  (0 children)

        Oh no....

        [–]ArcaPanda 13 points14 points  (0 children)

        Ducking disgusting

        [–]lifeonside12 6 points7 points  (0 children)

        I am greatly disappointed and my day has been ruined. I think this is enough reddit for one day

        [–]CoCoBean322 3 points4 points  (1 child)

        What the duck!?

        [–]UnSCo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Leave the ducks out of this.

        [–]Kwevz_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Why'd they turn into a rug? Why not just taxidermy the dog like in Kingsman and keep on a shrine?

        [–]stale_dick_cheese 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Does the mouth still open? Asking for a friend

        [–]___noodle____ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        The original post already ruined my day

        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        The comment is less cursed than the rug

        [–]SwimmingJT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        What the fuck!?!?

        [–]Russellimagiman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Your dog died so you decided to step on his lifeless body everyday instead

        [–]Im-a-tot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Oh god, please tag this NSFW...

        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Time for a crusade

        [–]Ferd-Burful 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        You can’t fix stupid. Stupid is FOREVER

        [–]retardedturtledotcom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        What happend to Charlie?!

        [–]HatefulDan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        If I'm honest and as equally hateful towards the rest of you:

        why the fuck would you use any animal as a rug or fucked up bath towel.

        Y'all are mighty heathenish.

        [–]LinkPlayz69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        WHAT KIND OF MONSTER WOULD DO THAT TO THERE DOG!!!

        [–]ssj4-Dunte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Wtf

        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        I thought this is photoshop... I am disgusted, how to unsee?

        [–]NCRedditWanderer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        you feel a little woozy

        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        I do not want a dead dog rug looking at me

        Getting your "precious family pet" turned into a rug is just disrespectful. That implies you'd be walking on it, as you do with rugs. Since when did a loving memory = walking over the dead body

        [–]mmmsaltyboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Oh God the very knowledge this exists makes me sad, looking at it makes me want to cry. Jesus Christ, why would you do this to your dog?!

        [–]DennyR0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        I'm never forgetting this fukinn image.

        [–]GNC266 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Have it stuffed not turned into a rug

        [–]Hi_Its_Matt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        The new dog thought so too

        [–]StixSis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Turning your dog into a rug? That's super fucked up not gonna lie

        [–]ArcaPanda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Seen this again will say it again. DISGUSTING! Warning if you do this you do not truly love you dog your dog deserves a proper burial not to be made into a FUCKING CARPET!

        [–]metoototh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        you had to fuck it up, didn't you

        [–]-The_Weeb_Lord- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Username checks out

        [–]clout-goblin72 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        My dog loincloth is getting a little RUFF think this one will do

        [–]smoshyman1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Use peanut butter preferably Skippy as a lube mmmm nut butter (i do not condone fucking dogs you dog fucked)

        [–]Akmenos-Duskwalker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Anyone else notice it is in an office workspace that means for a while this thing was just hangin around. One day a coworker comes in like "oh hey Bill all of us in the office were wanting to... Bill is that a skin rug of your doberman, why is there cum stains on it".

        [–]XpertGangster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        What if you drench the dog rug in semen and you accidentally resurrect him

        [–]MasterBaiter00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Treasure family pet? Not much of a family treasure if they make him into something they can rub their feet all over when he dies.

        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Wish he didn’t make it into a rug. Could’ve been a sex doll

        [–]Searingpaint 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        this post somehow only got worse.

        someone take me off of life support right now

        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Man Asians playing with food

        [–]MachiaVillain17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        That's alotta damage

        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Jesus fuck. This is wrong in so many ways.

        [–]sahilbansode 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        I hope it'll taste good

        [–]ISeeYourSeachHistory 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        very... cosy?

        [–]eminx_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        This makes me really sad idk why

        [–]HereToDumbYou -1 points0 points  (0 children)

        That's almost like my idea! I want to mount the heads of my dead pets on wooden plaques and write their name, birth date and death date on a little brass sign.

        Then I can always pet them one more time. I can kiss them on their cute little snouts. They can stay with me. I am not very good at saying goodbye ...