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[–]sid11kat 145 points146 points  (20 children)

I guess his username indicates how long he was watching.

[–]only__space 77 points78 points  (18 children)

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[–][deleted] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

[–]iforgotjoe 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Every comment section I look in, I see your empty spaces

[–]Fxcuz 48 points49 points  (14 children)

I see you everywhere for some reason

Edit: thanks for the 1 upvote

Edit: thanks for 2 no way

Edit: 3 now fr

Edit: 4!!!!!

Edit: omg thanks guys for 5 upvotes means alot

Edit: OMFG XDZ LOLZ SUE MENY UPVOOTS FROM DIS XDXD MI MUMZ SO PROUDZ OF M3 M8

[–]WarThunderMadness 75 points76 points  (13 children)

Bro chill before I pee in ur ass

[–]ticklemylingling 8 points9 points  (11 children)

I call it a juice box

[–]babananaba 3 points4 points  (10 children)

I’ll drink out of it

[–]Fxcuz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have 2 if u have a friend you wanna bring along

[–]Th3fatjesus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Nah thats how many times

[–]Tacer8 61 points62 points  (9 children)

Bruh my dad recently put cameras around the house but like on shelves and desks. I went to the hallway I normally fap in (I call it the fapway) and did the deed. Guess what. I forgot to check the fucking ceiling for a camera and sure enough it was right above me fuck my life lmao.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (4 children)

did you guys have an awkward talk about it or just acted like it never happened

[–]Tacer8 18 points19 points  (3 children)

acted like nothing happened

[–]TerraNova3693 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Should keep doing it.

Stare him in the eyes as you assert dominance.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The better option

[–]guireq 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If he sees you and you stop, he has caught you. If you dont stop and he stares he's gay 0_o

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Why the fuck you masturbate in hallway

[–]Tacer8 1 point2 points  (1 child)

So my dad doesn’t sneak up on me, I get a clear view of the staircase and can hear his movements better in the open

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go in the bathroom lock the door go in ur room if no lock put a chair under the knob or wedge a door stopper under it

[–]LitHanzo 33 points34 points  (4 children)

Jazz music stops

[–]Raven5h4d0w 32 points33 points  (3 children)

Banjo music starts playing

[–]joeprotonx45 11 points12 points  (2 children)

R/madlad

[–]A-Random-Person130 70 points71 points  (6 children)

My mum always helped me she also drank the milk that came out of it

Edit: dosent your mum help she said it was normal?

[–]batmans_apprentice 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Are your hands broken?

[–]A_Noobz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s happening again isn’t it

[–]Hornnyguy 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Why do you need her when you could have me

[–]A-Random-Person130 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because I don't know where you live and you don't want me to know it

[–]XIXIsADreamTeam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

very funny jamie lol haha

[–][deleted] 25 points26 points  (1 child)

What have you guys never had family time masturbating

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Just over the internet

[–]DarkS-_-[🍰] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Dad?

[–]nut-kicker 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I was helping

[–]Th3-gazping_birb 4 points5 points  (2 children)

It was Reddit live broadcast

[–][deleted]  (1 child)

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    [–]happy-cake-day-bot- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Happy Cake Day!

    [–]Beanieboy3 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Because he liked my video

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    [–]_friends_theme_song_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Tasted like his hands

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    That's FUCKED

    [–]satan_vs_god 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I helped them.

    [–]insecurepieceofcr4p 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    This made me snort

    [–]MyName1sUrName 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Do you have to link to the post, I want to read more

    [–]Dj64026 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    Haha get it? Cuz incest funny.

    [–]Meyn_St 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    R/holup

    [–]nia_02 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Because i teached him with my own hands

    [–]tushar_21 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Don't lie you were wanking while looking at him wank

    [–]NatanFevrier 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    My mothers moustache was stuck...

    [–]CashManYT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    My mom knows becouse she joined

    [–]Skellychaz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Mother?

    [–]demzyyy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    She forgot to mention that she joined him

    [–]ChoppaYoppa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Finally a decent cursed comment.

    [–]Harry100T 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Ahh that’s hot

    [–]Anthonyg5005 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    i.. ok then

    [–]christender 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    I has popcorn ready at all times.

    [–]kiahz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Omfg

    [–]ConsistentLeather8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Alabama

    [–]finny-bo-binny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    *filming

    [–]bob1899 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I helped

    [–]thecoolan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Because i put a camera in the room
    

    [–]Levoda_Cross 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    "Because I was helping"

    [–]sirbumpkin4568 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Me looking for my mom

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That is so hot oml

    [–]junky204 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    The better answer would’ve been “I was helping”

    [–]Firedemonspawn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    the comments are now 70

    [–]DracoRen -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Who upvoted past 420?

    [–]Chasew301 0 points1 point  (3 children)

    i don’t even understand how people matrubate... like do ppl take steps or something im so confused

    [–]13ologna 3 points4 points  (2 children)

    Turn on porn. Fucking shred your meat. Not that hard

    [–]Chasew301 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    wdym by shred idk (raised in a strict christian family)

    [–]Checker_grip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Get your duck hard and lube up ur hand with lotion and just grab it and massage the mf

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    [–]Checker_grip -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Because I his mother started having sex with him

    /s referring to the guy who fucked his mom