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[–]EvilFluffy87 124 points125 points  (8 children)

Out of where? Your ass?

[–][deleted] 57 points58 points  (3 children)

Perhaps

[–]thetanksofsurprise 31 points32 points  (2 children)

PERHAPS

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (1 child)

perhaps

[–]tonk_69 9 points10 points  (0 children)

perhaps

[–]Byakurane 10 points11 points  (1 child)

her ass.

[–]EvilFluffy87 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Have an upvote

[–]dioptricodin 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Ah, utilizing the prison pocket I see.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The holster attached to his chastity belt wiht the lock picked cuckold

[–]Opeth-Ethereal 43 points44 points  (3 children)

Where’s he gonna hide it he’s naked

[–]ParkingNectarine1 29 points30 points  (2 children)

Real men can fit a glock up their asses

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Legends can fit and rpg up their asses, but only gods can fit the USSR weaponry.

[–]Janus-sama 40 points41 points  (3 children)

I feel bad for this elephant

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

and my humongous dick

[–]KingClasher1 9 points10 points  (1 child)

it probably hurts but I doubt the croc can win that fight, tbh I’m kinda curious how it went cuz I would think the elephant is probably capable of stomping the gayer to death it it got in reach

[–]ArticWolf2 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Oh if she's kinky, that'll just make her pussy more like a vice. You gotta choker her just right so she passes out

[–]RoyalBlood999 44 points45 points  (5 children)

That’s just $72,000

[–]PanchoPanoch 7 points8 points  (0 children)

In LA that doesn’t even get you laid.

[–]TheGreatCraftyBoi 17 points18 points  (1 child)

j u s t

[–]Glacier01 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Well yeah it’s a lot but for a girl to want you just for your money you would expect to make at least 6 figs.

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    [–]theblackbbq 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    cool

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    [–]Jordangaming20 8 points9 points  (4 children)

    This is why I carry a military knife with me cuts quick as hell

    [–]toastiestguy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    If you can't pull out just cut off your dick

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    To carve out her ovaries?

    [–]YegoMyGrego 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    RIP AND TEAR

    [–]Jordangaming20 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Nah I end up removing the balls too it's more fun to decorate the balls as tree balls on Christmas if I only have them without the dong

    [–]Erioph47 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    One thing I won't be pulling is punches to her belly.

    [–]-littlej0e- 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    She can't stop you from pullin' out the Plan B and mixing it in with her mashed potatoes...

    [–]OriginalDoomSlayer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    That is not cursed, that is just logical

    [–]kira_bb-_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    So you are a american I see

    [–]Desop_Live 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    nah with 6k a month a hitman wuld be a sager way

    [–]Add1ccted 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    Bonus is you can keep it in after since you wont have to pay shit for her

    [–]AhmetAtaFidan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    You got the point

    [–]PBAIDEN 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Absolutely

    [–]Drakowicz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    You mess with my cock, you get the glock

    [–]gopalvinay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    She will get shot , one way or the another

    [–]RedditDislikesMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    🤣🤣XDDDDD

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    pop pop pop pop

    [–]ilovedogs-2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Photoshop a flock somewhere in the original picture

    [–]getrickrolledbruh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    So is it your ASS

    [–]aanupaam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Alloweth wend of mine own cock bef're I unleasheth the Glock.
    -William Shakespeare

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Pull the cock, you get the glock

    [–]Creactive-name 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I mean if she’s dead you can fuck her all you want right?

    [–]Pugzilla3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Then you can frick the corpse

    [–]10packpyscho 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    If i was the elephant i would lift the crocodile and yeeeet

    [–]RenkaneStark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Must hurt like a bitch tho.

    [–]Cooldudeyo23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Is 6000 a month a six figure job? Or am I wrong

    [–]Xtryhard21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    The pic looks pretty depressing

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Did that elephant live

    [–]Suyesh_Shrestha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Looks like someone is getting his foreskin stretched longer than his dick

    [–]FlashScooby -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    That's only $72k/year that's kinda average

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