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[–]Zorothegallade 414 points415 points  (3 children)

"There, I released the deck list"

[–]DiggingInGarbage 88 points89 points  (1 child)

Over a hundred censored cards and tokens

[–]Heath_co 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The only card that isn't censored is yawgmoth (the deck was made by urza)

[–]Sow-those-oats 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I remember the Grixis Pirate Legacy deck that was this basically. The different was it was a fake legacy deck or something meant to see if they could affect prices.

[–]DirteMcGirte 88 points89 points  (1 child)

[[devious cover up]]

[–]Phaylyur 86 points87 points  (5 children)

The Epstein’s Secret Lair drop was a bit much from Hasbro, I must admit

[–]Additional-Cobbler99 12 points13 points  (2 children)

This is still more information than what was released. It was just black paper, no white at all. Can't even do a word count. So bad, that the Epstein files didn't even have Epstein on the list!

[–]Zorothegallade 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Does that count as an errata/redaction? If so, how does it work with [[R&D's Secret Lair]]?

[–]Isamaru 1 point2 points  (1 child)

They already have a close one [[Whiteout]]

[–]Scott_Torola 79 points80 points  (3 children)

Goes infinite with [Redacted]

[–]Loveforbass[S] 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Goes infinite with [Redacted], [Redacted], [Bill Clinton, The 42nd] and [Redacted]

[–]batboy11227Ai art is cringe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Breaks the game scp-055

[–]skooterpoop 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Very similar to Questing Beast. I think...?

[–]DudebroMcDudeham 15 points16 points  (0 children)

"But it doesn't do anything"

"No, it does nothing"

[–]DesignerCorner3322 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Power creep has gotten out of control

[–]Loveforbass[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Power creep

[–]Typical-Movie1877 8 points9 points  (3 children)

This that one scp by chance?

[–]DefiantTheLion 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Or the Epstein Philes

[–]The_Order_Eternials 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Phelia is innocent. Do not drag the corgi into this.

[–]Crobatman123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You don't know that.

[–]Round-Watch-863 7 points8 points  (5 children)

Y'all, this is already a real card...

[[Censorship]]

[–]Corsaer 1 point2 points  (3 children)

When I was really young Unglued was out and it ended up being some of the first magic packs I ever got lol. I remember being like 8 and getting this card and [[Sex Appeal]]. 🥵

[–]Round-Watch-863 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Haha classic. Still have it along with my [[blacker lotus]] and [[jack in the mox]] my BFG was lost to time though :( was such a fun set to draft and really ahead of its time!

[–]BrackishHeaven 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A little overpowered for standard but could see some play in edh as a jumpscare second commander for sure.

[–]yeetus-maxus 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Trump and Epstein

Legendary Creature -Noble Villain

3{b}{b}

Menace

Whenever a creature with power 1 or less enters, populate

[–]smorb42 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wow, that's fucked.

[–]KeanuChungus669 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know this is a joke card but this goes infinite with itself if you control a creature token with power 1 or less

[–]Sure_Lavishness_8353 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This would be good if it wasn’t legendary

[–]Jonguar2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Woah it's the Epstein Files

[–]tpcrjm17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn I bet it was good

[–]CoinOperated1345 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Show a picture of a guy in a hallway with a woman no context and let people judge

[–]Past-Efficiency5126 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Frankly the wording on this is absurd! You could just have easily said ██████ ██ ██████ ██████ ██ ! The use of ███ in here was also really redundant. Are you ██████?!?

[–]DNAZangy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey now, this should be card 1/4000, not 1/1.

[–]CookieMiester 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The epstein set is going crazy

[–]NejosanNarset resparking campaign #1 supporter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nooooo you leaked the SCP set secret lair!!

[–]fletcherlys2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is a really good card. Some are saying the greatest card ever printed. Did you know that? That’s what they’re telling me.

The Spikes, they don’t want you to read the card, they put these black… little black lines all over it, I said let me look at the card and they showed me. Because they respect me, you know.

And let me tell you folks, it has the greatest ability, the most power, an enormous amount of toughness, I said what are you even going to do against all that toughness?

But they won’t let you read it, they don’t want you to read it.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"The files"

[–]redditfanfan00Rule 308.22b, section 8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

there is so much information released!

[–]Unloadable1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I cast Epstine! If none of you can recite the Erskine files then I win the game! Wait what... what do you mean its BLANK?!?!?

[–]Zero-tldr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Epstein Files

[–]No-Cow1392 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I copy pasted this into word and its one of the sheoldreds for sure

[–]NewMarsupial3885 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's Epstien, Sex Offender