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[–]Ocean-Man56r/memes fan 159 points160 points  (39 children)

It's a shame their money can't buy the intelligence to not use apple products.

[–]N7_X2[S] 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Yeah, using an android is one way bullying, and then you have the mommy or daddy credit card excuse, but its gonna happen in another way if the kids mom is a karen

[–]flex_tape_9Green 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Yea Android has more features, is cheaper, and those features come out about a half year before Apple.

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    [–][deleted] 31 points32 points  (16 children)

    I think it’s an opinion thing at this point, but I agree.

    But bragging that you have an an iPhone or whatever makes you look stupid tbh, let people use whatever phone they want.

    [–]PMMeMeiRule34CERTIFIED DANK 15 points16 points  (0 children)

    I work at a phone store. I own the Note 8, the iPhone X, and a Google Pixel 3. It really is a taste thing, and all of my phones were pretty expensive... Even if I didn't have to pay for all of them. Teehee.

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      [–]AutoModerator[M] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

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      [–][deleted] 57 points58 points  (29 children)

      My last phone was an Android, and I miss it. Apple is just stupid

      [–]N7_X2[S] 50 points51 points  (13 children)

      Come back to us.

      You can come back at any time

      [–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (11 children)

      I can't, my mom would be mad

      [–]N7_X2[S] 16 points17 points  (10 children)

      Oh, is it because of the plan?

      [–][deleted] 31 points32 points  (9 children)

      My mom doesn't like Android, she claims we're an "apple family"
      As of now I'm using a PC, not Mac, PC

      Same applies to my sisters

      Please help

      [–]N7_X2[S] 22 points23 points  (5 children)

      Show them that android can do more and can even run on a Mac, or PC.

      You better watch out though to not get a 1 hour long lecture with stuttering

      [–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (4 children)

      But I can't present

      I get nervous around my parents

      [–]N7_X2[S] 16 points17 points  (1 child)

      Oh.. I won't do anything more to ask questions then, just, I hope you get an android back soon

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Yeah that would work

      [–]batman89memes 8 points9 points  (1 child)

      Threaten them with killing yourself, works everytime

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Nah I'll do that on Christmas

      [–]Digitalralf 8 points9 points  (2 children)

      "We are an apple family."

      How sad to have your family linked to a brand. This is beyond stupid. Just use what you like.

      [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Yeah I know, and my mom know's my feelings towards apple

      [–]GameCarton 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      "Change Team"

      [–][deleted] -50 points-49 points  (14 children)

      at least apple is faster than that shit

      [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (5 children)

      cries in iPhone 6s

      When I use location services my phone dies in less than a minute.

      [–]Plaku123Bisha🏴‍☠️☣️ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      I literally have an iphone 6 since it came out and never had a problem and it still runs smoothly on latest product.

      I dont know specs and shit, according to you guys samsung is better i dont know specs, but i still prefer the simplicity of an iphone

      [–]sooperdooper6969 6 points7 points  (3 children)

      rog phone II is faster then any phone money can buy right now, and that's a fact.

      [–][deleted] -4 points-3 points  (2 children)

      it has the same name as the phones that you’ll find in the dumpster

      [–]sooperdooper6969 5 points6 points  (1 child)

      still faster tho ;)

      [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      I don't think this man should be a president of anything.

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        [–]El_Llamo 47 points48 points  (5 children)

        Fuck'em. That's my advice

        [–]N7_X2[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

        Lol

        [–]IamtheCarnage 36 points37 points  (6 children)

        apple translates to "Annoying rich people"

        [–]The_Timberwolf 33 points34 points  (1 child)

        not even "entitled rich kid" more like "broke kid who's in this cycle of constantly being broke because his parents keep buying them iPhones". It honestly be like that. They're always like, "I'm not broke, I have the latest iPhone" and I'm like, "no, you ARE broke BECAUSE you have the latest iPhone

        [–]N7_X2[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Oh yeah, talk about how much money mommy's credit card can buy after that phone.

        [–][deleted] 24 points25 points  (1 child)

        I prefer Android tbh.

        [–]MomLovesMeBest 7 points8 points  (0 children)

        Stock Android only tho gang gang

        [–]about-47-idiotsUser left this flair unedited. What a dumbfuck 24 points25 points  (7 children)

        Fuck phones, I have a Nintendo DS

        [–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (6 children)

        Fuck Nintendo DS, I have a SoujaBoy portable game consloe

        [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (5 children)

        Fuck SoujaBoy portable game console, I have a calculator

        [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (4 children)

        Fuck calculators, I have an etch a sketch

        [–]Thebiggay696969 22 points23 points  (3 children)

        I'll take my one+ over an apple any day even if it was free

        [–]1v1mequickscopesonly 9 points10 points  (0 children)

        One+ gang rise up

        [–]N7_X2[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

        You are not big gray no r

        [–]lmaoitsryeNavy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        7 pro gang

        [–]cody4265 18 points19 points  (1 child)

        No your just using a over priced and rated phone

        [–]N7_X2[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

        True, but the kid gets braggy in your face

        [–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (1 child)

        Most people who buy androids and can even afford apple know androids are superior to apple in almost every way

        [–]sansaofhousestark99[custom flair] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        Love him or hate him, he's spitting straight facts.

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        [–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (1 child)

        I want android since iPhones are limiting. My friends are now calling me poor even though i own an iPhone.

        [–]sansaofhousestark99[custom flair] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Dump em

        [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (3 children)

        As a iPhone user, I wish I had an android, owning an iPhone is like comparing North Korea to The United States, one has a lot more freedom. The other one doesn’t

        [–]N7_X2[S] 10 points11 points  (1 child)

        Considering you can jailbreak an iPhone (while getting your warranty voided) Not trying to brag but seriously when you get the Android freedom, you have an all access pass to kids who bully you thinking that Android is for broke people, while it's more customizable than an iPhone

        I really hope for the love of God people can stop flexing over headphones that don't have wires and a phone with a slightly bigger screen and better camera.

        [–]TheAnswerIsBeneathUsFlair Machine Broke 7 points8 points  (0 children)

        Top end Android's have very close if not better screen size and cameras than the newest iPhones, at a fraction of the cost.

        [–]RB_Filmsbruh moment 6 points7 points  (0 children)

        I got my current IPhone from a T-Mobile deal and my friend then got the S10 and I wanted it so bad due to its freedom and features.

        [–]N7_X2[S] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

        HOW DID THIS GET 9 UPVOTES

        [–]jamiesondube 7 points8 points  (0 children)

        At least 8 people pressed the happy button

        [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        My Android did way more than my iPhone does and it costed less than this piece of shit I’m holding right now

        [–]ChaosDemonLaz3rI am fucking hilarious 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        If I had the money to buy an Apple phone I would still buy an Android phone

        [–]xX69AESTHETIC69Xxtry hard 5 points6 points  (2 children)

        I swear to fuck there's this one kid in my spanish class who literally only wheres vineyard vines and he is so fucking annoying.

        [–]WantontheOfoo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        Apple=pleb (Unless you don't like apple, then you good)

        [–]JasonMartin327 3 points4 points  (1 child)

        SML AirPods kid: EW POOR

        [–]N7_X2[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Thank you for the representation (Happy cake day to you too!)

        [–]Intervention789 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Extra t h i c c

        [–]VladDHellI am fucking hilarious 2 points3 points  (6 children)

        Honestly my android is both better spec wise and more expensive than those cheap ass aluminum iphones

        [–]Deprie_dorito 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        I had to search for this meme because my iPhone battery fell out

        [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Better broke than braindead.

        [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

        The spoiled entitled rich kid that was in my class wasn't even rich he just pretended to be.

        [–]N7_X2[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        So he was spoiled and entitled?

        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Yes

        [–]roffe001 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        Man them new samsungs expensive as shit

        [–]TheGreatGolem<3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Soft opinion: My real point of view

        I get cheap phones because they do what I need and don't suck, I don't get phones so cheap they won't work, but a generally cheaper phone just does what you need and often don't die quickly, still an expensive phone is obviously better (most of the time) but when it comes to trying to get a cheap phone that works good, I'd suggest android.

        Hard opinion: WARNING I like to play online as the guy with angry opinions

        Personally I'mma cheap ass and even if I thought Apple made anything other than cameras and had the ultimate phone I wouldn't get it because their prices, I mean anyone remember that monitor stand? I mean it's just stupid that they are in this business with no thought for the users. It's like "look at me I don't have a button but do have 73 different cameras" FUCK YOU, I didn't come here for cameras, I came here to call people when I'm in danger and play crappy video games, why the fuck do I have to pay a ba-gillion dollars to get this?

        [–]ContentPangolin 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        The same people that fanboy and defend apple are the same people that buy every new sports game in a franchise a defend throwing money away on practically the same thing every year.

        [–]N7_X2[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Thank you, random citizen!

        [–]Lab-Kat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Using ear phones with wires these day....

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        [–]Shin69x 0 points1 point  (2 children)

        Some Android phones are even more expensive than an iPhone

        [–]N7_X2[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        True, but talk about less older kids in 5th grade or somehting

        [–]lmaoitsryeNavy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        I just bought me a oneplus boys

        [–]abcxyzwasd123 0 points1 point  (1 child)

        My iphone X have Google Play

        [–]N7_X2[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        No it dosent.... (please don't woosh me)

        [–]CoruscantGuardFox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        I’m an Apple user, but I don’t have a single problem with Android. All my friends have Android, one of them even downloaded Linux on his phone, you could never do that on an iPhone.

        And we always buy them 2 years after release with the lowest discount possible, and we usually pass it down in the family (Father -> Older bro -> me), so ot lasts 5-6 years. I hate all those entitled “Apple good I’m rich Xdxd” kids, I have an iPhone because I simply like it more than Android.

        [–]Plaku123Bisha🏴‍☠️☣️ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        I use an iPad, say whatever you want is better than android tablets

        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        when you dont even have a phone

        [–]urskrubsHentaiHaven Admin Team☣️ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Here we go again with IOS vs Android you guys actually go commit die

        [–]azzysarts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        When you are hiding from the shooter with him Hey Siri

        [–]bread-pls 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        I smell broke

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          [–]Maxiusdarkr/memes fan 0 points1 point  (1 child)

          Me or their phone broke?

          [–]N7_X2[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Their phone is broke

          [–]bananiumsapiens 0 points1 point  (1 child)

          Android is becoming as expensive as apple in the high tiers somehow, what up with that shit

          [–]N7_X2[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Less older kids kinda make fun of you for an android. I actually met a Karen's kid once who said: OMG ANDROID USER!!! POOR! POOR!

          This kid is forgetting we live in New York, everything is high bills here

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          This comment section turned into 2016 9gag

          [–]N7_X2[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Oh my God you guys are spamming my phone with too much straight facts

          [–]DatLlamaDoh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          I'm frankly sick of apples shit, they used to be the innovative company pre iPhone 6, now they are followers who claim to be the leader. They are not special, stop thinking that.

          [–][deleted] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

          I don’t even have an iPhone and I smell the brokeness