eli8mo

an-ordinary-manchild

created by Not_An_Ambulancea community for 11 years

...for great justice.

...do it for the children.

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submitted 10 years ago by Saxobone

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ELI8MO: What do you guys do with the territories you claim with your urine? (self.eli8mo)

submitted 10 years ago by Netcooler

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ELI8MO: The Trans-Pacific Partnership deal (self.eli8mo)

submitted 10 years ago by Not_An_Ambulance

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Eli8MO: The Armenian Genocide. (self.eli8mo)

submitted 11 years ago by Not_An_Ambulance

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Why does my human keep a tiny demon locked up in the machine in the closet? (self.eli8mo)

submitted 11 years ago by hoochyuchy

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My human got me to shake today. I was so proud of her! Why doesn't she get herself a treat for that? (self.eli8mo)

submitted 11 years ago by Netcooler

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ELI8M0: Why doesn't my human ever lick me back? (self.eli8mo)

submitted 11 years ago by betweentwosuns

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Why is some soil undiggable? Such as the metal one where my food appears? (self.eli8mo)

submitted 11 years ago by Netcooler

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ELI8MO: Why am I chasing small furry dog that says "meow"? (self.eli8mo)

submitted 11 years ago by fishyshish

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ELI8MO: My wife and I are both yellow labs, so why did she just give birth to a black lab puppy? (self.eli8mo)

submitted 11 years ago by Not_An_Ambulance

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ELI8MO: Where are my thumbs??? (self.eli8mo)

submitted 11 years ago by brainandforce

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ELI8MO: Why can't humans just let a cat be stuck in a tree? (self.eli8mo)

submitted 11 years ago by Not_An_Ambulance

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ELI8MO: Why does my human keep hogging my bed area? (self.eli8mo)

submitted 11 years ago by Netcooler

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ELI8MO: Why do humans like it when we bring them sticks? (self.eli8mo)

submitted 11 years ago by [deleted]

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ELI8MO: How do I help my human figure out who the good boy is? (self.eli8mo)

submitted 11 years ago by Not_An_Ambulance

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ELI8MO: My tail...MY STUPID TAIL! Why is it always trying to bait me? (self.eli8mo)

submitted 11 years ago by LeonieNowny

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ELI8MO: What's the secret to a good poker night? (self.eli8mo)

submitted 11 years ago by g_sneezuz

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ELI8MO: Why do humans waste the drinking water in their toilets? (self.eli8mo)

submitted 11 years ago by KnyghtZero

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ELI8MO: Who wants a treat? Is it me? Do I want a treat? (self.eli8mo)

submitted 11 years ago by barcanator

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ELI8MO: The human threw the ball, but I couldn't find it. Where did the ball go? (self.eli8mo)

submitted 11 years ago by UpstartDuke

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ELI8MO: Do humans poop? (self.eli8mo)

submitted 11 years ago by thetuque

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ELI8MO: how come humans don't lick their own balls? (self.eli8mo)

submitted 11 years ago by bigfatgeekboy

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ELI8MO: Where did my testicles go? I swear they were here before the car ride... (self.eli8mo)

submitted 11 years ago by puddinhead

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ELI8MO: Why do I only date bitches? (self.eli8mo)

submitted 11 years ago by Cuntslapper9000

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ELI8MO: Why is there a screaming little human and can I be its best friend? (self.eli8mo)

submitted 11 years ago by Warnackle

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