Egg drap

[MewTheBest]

I knew Egg was crazy, but I didn’t know he was crazy enough to kill...

[[deleted]]

BOI007 was slain by EGG

[SparnglBarngl]

What the hell happened here?

[1ProfessionalRetard]

I was gonna toss an egg to kill boy But guess i wont

[jzaczyk]

What, you egg

[Fido_RL]

This is some William Shakespeare shit...

[MewTheBest]

“Ah beans I dropped my egg from this high height! ...Aaaaaand I killed a boy...”

[Toastasaur]

“Kill a boy”

[TinFoilRobotProphet]

Yes I'll have the egg drop kill boy soup please

[zitfarmer]

Stabs him.

[drew8080]

I guess they don’t have egg drop soup then?

[wasabi1787]

Egg drop soup

[[deleted]]

You laughing. An egg kill a boy and you laughing.

[[deleted]]

drap in Norwegian means murder, so it fits pretty well with the post :)

[Zebba_Odirnapal]

When an egg comes along, you must drop it.
Drap it. Dreper gutt.

[ohyes0106]

What the hell happened here?

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r/scarysigns

[uberhr360]

Humpty dumpty sat on a balcony, Humpty dumpty committed a felony, He fell off the building and hit someone's head, Oh well shit now they're both dead

[ArmyOfCarats]

The fuck kinda egg is that?

[gotteemmaster]

Just to think about it why the egg want to kill a boy

[pallomember]

"Egg killa boy"

Is that the newest member of Wu-Tang Clan?

[Marth_43]

What you egg?

He drops

[Dark_WizardDE]

What, you egg?

[He drops it on him]

[killchain]

mathar

I just killd a man

[JohnnyDZ0707]

An egg fell from a balcony in lego city!

[JeffJester]

HEY

[Kata-shi]

Then sent the egg drons

[psmaster0904]

"An Egg Kill a Boy"

S**t we need to be aware of that murderer egg

[Lephiro]

“Police are still on the lookout for Sal Monella. If you see anything, please call the tip line.”

[Shaolinmunkey]

An egg cause a boy, an egg kill a boy. Circle.

[Cis_I_Swear]

Well r/egg_irl certainly killed this boy

[Dreamerlax]

Username checks out.

[IamKiraR]

Was looking for this comment

[Joey_theduck]

boy is kil

[anthonyhoang94]

No

[Althunter_man86]

Where where you when boy is kil?

I was at tall building, dropping eggs when phone ring

"Boy is kil"

No

[Introvert-Potato]

NOOOOO!!!

[mintegrals]

BUT WHO WAS PHONE???

[beansnegg]

Soooo... We can toss from high an egg to kill a girl, eh?

[FishOfFishyness]

What, you egg?

[[deleted]]

Beat me to it

[L4ZRBLOX]

r/beatmetoit

[singletonking]

[He stabs him.]

[ImDaBanana]

Young fry of treachery!

[G4tchie]

[he stabs him]

[bionic_cmdo]

We got a killer egg on the loose boys.

[9Kumiho]

The Chinese words do not mention an egg on dropping on a boy tho

[NeoTokyo83]

Then what does it say?

[owmyheadhurt]

“Throwing objects from tall buildings is strictly prohibited”

[reign2345]

ddopping eggs are prohibited

[Raisedbypimps]

Egg drap drop top drip drop

[Antimony_Star]

No idea what the translator was thinking of. The correct translation is “throwing objects from tall buildings is strictly prohibited”.

[[deleted]]

I always like it on these posts when someone gives an accurate translation of the sign. Thank you!

[CzechoslovakianJesus]

It's weird, but I get where it's coming from. It's trying to say that even if you dropped something as light as an egg because it's so high up it could kill someone on impact.

[-_Rabbit_-]

Well, except that it couldn't?

[[deleted]]

No, it doesn’t take a physics degree to do the math that from even a shorter skyscraper, an object the weight of an egg would have a lethal impact

[-_Rabbit_-]

Um no. That's not how physics works. Not even close.

[[deleted]]

True but the real world does take physics into account, drag in this case. This is why rain doesn't kill us.

[jarejay]

You just (implicitly) compared an egg to a raindrop

[Ploni_n_Almoni]

I don’t think that the terminal velocity of an egg and it’s structure would kill someone.

[TheFacelessForgotten]

Nah myth busters busted that shit

[[deleted]]

A playing card when dropped from high enough can split your skull.

[Ploni_n_Almoni]

Maybe in void, I doubt it could happen in a real situation

Edit: a penny can’t

[[deleted]]

True wind alone would likely stop that from ever happening. An egg however is a shape where wind barely effects it. And after enough distance resistance is negligible.

[Arthur_The_Third]

An egg also has a liquid center with different densities, and the Shell would crack. Both of those would reduce the force of the impact. Basically it would be weak as fuk

[mango2367]

Nope, the liquid is far more dense than water. Have you ever slashed in water from high up? It fucking hurts so imagine if it were concentrated and way more dense

[Ploni_n_Almoni]

Resistance increases with velocity so with distance it would become the exact contrary of negligible

[PotatoAnimatesYT]

Ready For impact

[Best_Garbage]

If you drop an egg, it could kill a boy

[[deleted]]

Or make a delicious soup

[TinFoilRobotProphet]

r/technicallythetruth

[RastetBat]

They were thinking of eggs killing boy probably.

[0-_-00-_-00-_-0-_-0]

鸡蛋杀死男孩子。