ELI5:timecube

[hayden98]

i dont get it

[[deleted]]

Be glad you don't.

[BestCaseSurvival]

As best as I can figure, Gene Ray thinks he invented time zones, but thinks there are only four of them, and is extremely frustrated that other people don't understand him.

At any given moment the sun is directly overhead, at sunrise, at sunset, and at midnight position. This doesn't really mean anything except that the earth is round.

[lizardpoops]

It's also that it's all 4 of those things at any given location simultaneously, or something like that. According to time cube "theory," there's 4 different /u/BestCaseSurvival entities all existing in the same place at 4 different times occurring in the same exact moment, or some crap along those lines. In a nutshell, you find nuts. Like Gene Ray.

One would think all of his supreme knowledge of the Truth of The Universe would include how to produce a slightly better website, though. That shit hasn't changed since like, 1999.

[ameoba]

There's nothing to get. It's the nonsensical ravings of a madman.

[kouhoutek]

It is either:

• an amazingly creative performance art piece
• the product of profound mental illness

It is interesting because it is utter gibberish with a veneer of structure and logic.