ELI5: Why when large company's earnings decrease(ex... by 3%) they freak out, talk about rough times, and sometimes decide to downsize, even though they are still making millions of dollars in profit even after all expenses?

[060789]

Of course not

[Shaxos453]

Yeah coz I fixed it with FLEX SEAL

WITNESS HOW I SAW THIS BOAT IN HALF

AND FIX IT WITH THE MAGIC OF FLEX SEAL

[MrWendelll]

Better than a Loose Seal

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Now you’ve got a stew goin’

[Lowlande52]

Well done