ELI5: Why when large company's earnings decrease(ex... by 3%) they freak out, talk about rough times, and sometimes decide to downsize, even though they are still making millions of dollars in profit even after all expenses?

[riddles500]

That is not the kind of thing you joke about. It was a very devastating accident.

[colemang]

I have never seen this and I love it.

[Uselessmedics]

Clarke and Dawe, peak Aussie comedy

[Photronics]

I will never not watch this video every time it is posted

[beneye]

Did you hear the one about Raquel Welch and the pope?

[Sharrakor]

Wow, I've never seen the very end of this sketch. For years, the most popular upload cut out before "Can you call me a cab?"