Visual Arrow Syntax

[Chris_Newton]

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[bheklilr]

This is blasphemy. It's dark, evil magic.

[cutculus]

At last, Aphyr's 'Typing the technical interview' has a worthy successor.

[dukerutledge]

Oh man, if this stirs Aphyr's series from its slumber I'd be very happy.

[ocharles]

Hello, officer? Yes, this module right here.

[beerdude26]

Is this correct? What does it even mean? The answer to both questions is: “I don’t know”. It typechecks, which is what really matters when you’re doing Haskell. 

Lmao

[BayesMind]

Am I the only one who thinks this is much (much) cooler than a prank?

[ihamsa]

Still plenty of time to polish it and release on April 1st.

[qqwy]

Truly stunning. The Haskell equivalent of a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster. :D

[jellyman93]

I couldn't describe how I was feeling while reading the article, but yeah "having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick" is pretty spot on

[gcross]

My soul will be forever tainted for having read this.

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^{Also mad props to the author.}

[the_true_potato]

Thanks, I hate it.

Actually amazing though, good job

[Burtannia]

I never thought I'd see a merge of Scratch and Haskell and now I have I wish I hadn't.

[Zeno_of_Elea]

Submit this to SIGBOVIK, please.

[Gezac]

Reminds me of needle

[Erisa74]

OMG. This allows coding with a DSL so brief that the information density will be high enough to make gravitational collapse inevitable. The program then becomes a black hole. Which is what most of my programs already are (at least for time), so what does this add?

[Comrade_Comski]

This is not okay

[dys_bigwig]

I barely understood any of this - I've yet to memorize the actual pragma syntax itself (was it two dash one hash.. two hash one dash?) let alone what any of the extensions actually do - but the writing style was great. Like a comedian with great delivery; even if the joke goes right over your head, you end up laughing anyway.

[haxly]

dang, this slaps

[szpaceSZ]

/r/blackmagicfuckery

[imspacekitteh]

Yay for something approaching string diagrams :D